OH. MY. GOD.
LOST!
--I can honestly say that's an authentic Minnesotan driver's license. In case you wanted to know.
--OH GOD DID THAT THING GO INTO LOCKE'S LEG OH GOD EW EW EW.
--Sawyer? Yeah. He was unbelievably hot.
--WTF? Jack, why'd you go to Taiwan? I mean, seriously.
--Kate, you're still crushing on Jack. Admit it. "Oh, I wanted to take a shower..." Riiight.
--WET CHARLIE HELL YEAH.
--Locke needs hugs. Lots. And lots. And lots. And lots. And lots... of hugs. I feel so bad for him. I mean, seriously, he was trying to NOT GET HELEN KILLED and she's all, "WTF I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU YOU'RE A LIAR. A BALDING, ICKY LIAR."
--Also, Locke's dad? Still an ass.
--Okay... what? No, seriously. What? I'M NOT KIDDING HERE. WTF IS GOING ON? YEAH, I'M TALKIN' BOUT YOU, HATCHY GOODNESS.
--I can honestly say that's an authentic Minnesotan driver's license. In case you wanted to know.
--OH GOD DID THAT THING GO INTO LOCKE'S LEG OH GOD EW EW EW.
--Sawyer? Yeah. He was unbelievably hot.
--WTF? Jack, why'd you go to Taiwan? I mean, seriously.
--Kate, you're still crushing on Jack. Admit it. "Oh, I wanted to take a shower..." Riiight.
--WET CHARLIE HELL YEAH.
--Locke needs hugs. Lots. And lots. And lots. And lots. And lots... of hugs. I feel so bad for him. I mean, seriously, he was trying to NOT GET HELEN KILLED and she's all, "WTF I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU YOU'RE A LIAR. A BALDING, ICKY LIAR."
--Also, Locke's dad? Still an ass.
--Okay... what? No, seriously. What? I'M NOT KIDDING HERE. WTF IS GOING ON? YEAH, I'M TALKIN' BOUT YOU, HATCHY GOODNESS.