I am the best person in the world.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole chibi_murasala's purse (30 points). In January I gave insteadofdeath a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I helped channab hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I gave linteannaiel a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (846 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
hikaness