Shabekuri 007 w/ heisei Nobushi Kobushi liveblog
I watched Heisei Nobushi Kobushi guest on Shabekuri007 on 2011.05.11 on a whim 'cause Neuk linked it to me. I tweeted while watching it.
This doesn't count as a translation but I might want to brush it up one day. It's a mess and doesn't make sense altogether like this though.
I didn't know Peace and Nobushi Kobushi are rivals LMAO MUST BE HARD TO BE IN B&L HUH
lmao Shabekuri crew were like, "um but why Peace and not like Oriental Radio. Oriental Radio are hella popular and raking it in rn"
YOSHIMURA IMITATING AYABE IS SO HILARIOUS "he talks like a star what the heck is up with that!!!"
NobuKobu's Tokui (I think he says): my screen is like whatever cm tall but when Ayabe comes on it TV it jumps up to 1 m
Yoshimura: I'm always watching Ayabe. -imitates extending telescope/binoculars-
***
Yoshimura's freaking Tower Mansion costs him 30,000 a year?? Gotta be a year right? Can't be a month...
Shabekuri007 crew: so what's the view like?
Yoshimura: On the right is Tokyo Tower. On the left is Sky Tree. Dead ahead is Roppongi Hills.
***
Yoshimura (about his comedy partner Tokui): He has a kid abt 4~5 yo. In the 11 years we worked together I never knew he was even married.
LMAO IT WAS DURING THE SHOW WHERE THEY FILMED IN ETHIOPIA. Yoshimura had to participate in some event where you do combat + win bride and his partner was like, "oh I can't enter this competition."
Yoshimura: why not???
Tokui: Because I'm married
Yoshimura: !?!?!?!?!?!?
Tokui: No rly I can't marry the bride if I win
Yoshimura: Can you stop being an idiot
Tokui: I have a kid
Ueda: How long were you married?
Tokui: 6 yrs
U: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM
T: He knew
U: HE WOULDN'T ASK ALL THIS IF HE KNEW
Tokui: I don't rly wanna talk about girls w/ him
Ueda: Girls is one thing BUT YOU GOT /MARRIED/
T: It's hard to tell him that
U: NOT AT ALL
***
Yoshimura: It's said we're both from Hokkaido. It says so on our company profile for 7 yrs... but it turns out this guy is from Chiba-ken.
Yoshimura: Why would he lie like that bc he really sucked at talking about Hokkaido
Ueda: Since he knows jack squat about Hokkaido.
***
Yoshimura: HOLD ON -grabs Tokui by the shoulder- YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE ACTUALLY "KANNO"
wow this is like that 4ch creepypasta
***
LMAFIJEAWLFWJEWA
Yoshimura: So like say a roaring thunder happens over here, everyone turns right to face it, right? My partner turns left
This doesn't count as a translation but I might want to brush it up one day. It's a mess and doesn't make sense altogether like this though.
I didn't know Peace and Nobushi Kobushi are rivals LMAO MUST BE HARD TO BE IN B&L HUH
lmao Shabekuri crew were like, "um but why Peace and not like Oriental Radio. Oriental Radio are hella popular and raking it in rn"
YOSHIMURA IMITATING AYABE IS SO HILARIOUS "he talks like a star what the heck is up with that!!!"
NobuKobu's Tokui (I think he says): my screen is like whatever cm tall but when Ayabe comes on it TV it jumps up to 1 m
Yoshimura: I'm always watching Ayabe. -imitates extending telescope/binoculars-
***
Yoshimura's freaking Tower Mansion costs him 30,000 a year?? Gotta be a year right? Can't be a month...
Shabekuri007 crew: so what's the view like?
Yoshimura: On the right is Tokyo Tower. On the left is Sky Tree. Dead ahead is Roppongi Hills.
***
Yoshimura (about his comedy partner Tokui): He has a kid abt 4~5 yo. In the 11 years we worked together I never knew he was even married.
LMAO IT WAS DURING THE SHOW WHERE THEY FILMED IN ETHIOPIA. Yoshimura had to participate in some event where you do combat + win bride and his partner was like, "oh I can't enter this competition."
Yoshimura: why not???
Tokui: Because I'm married
Yoshimura: !?!?!?!?!?!?
Tokui: No rly I can't marry the bride if I win
Yoshimura: Can you stop being an idiot
Tokui: I have a kid
Ueda: How long were you married?
Tokui: 6 yrs
U: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM
T: He knew
U: HE WOULDN'T ASK ALL THIS IF HE KNEW
Tokui: I don't rly wanna talk about girls w/ him
Ueda: Girls is one thing BUT YOU GOT /MARRIED/
T: It's hard to tell him that
U: NOT AT ALL
***
Yoshimura: It's said we're both from Hokkaido. It says so on our company profile for 7 yrs... but it turns out this guy is from Chiba-ken.
Yoshimura: Why would he lie like that bc he really sucked at talking about Hokkaido
Ueda: Since he knows jack squat about Hokkaido.
***
Yoshimura: HOLD ON -grabs Tokui by the shoulder- YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE ACTUALLY "KANNO"
wow this is like that 4ch creepypasta
***
LMAFIJEAWLFWJEWA
Yoshimura: So like say a roaring thunder happens over here, everyone turns right to face it, right? My partner turns left