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And so the story begins my chums , A story of unimaginable horror.
It started on a busy Saturday afternoon in work.
A boy from Vidall Sassoon approached me ,
'Would you be interested in modeling for fashion show' He asked.
The honest answer was no. But yet i decided to humour him.
'What would you be doing with my hair?' I was curious.
'We would wan't to take you a little lighter ginger, and Just perm or curl your hair.'
And so he would go away and leave me to fold jumpers in peace i said yes.
I went to the salon and was asked two questions.
'How short are you willing to go?' And 'How about a heavy fringe?'
And so i said a) Shoulder length. B) Ok as long as it is straight across.
Within 5 mins he had already started cutting.
The first thing he did?
CUT ALL THE HAIR OF THE UNDERSIDE OF MY HEAD.
I couldn't even stop him. He'd ruined my hair.
He shaved all the underside of my head. Gave me the shittest fringe ever.
And gave me two massive shit sideburns. Not to mention leaving a few bald patches.
he bloke was CRAZY. His Hands where shaking like crazy while he did it.
Too quote my Auntie Babs:
'You look like a cross between elvis , All the beatles , Liam gallager and Lenny Kravits.'
Not what i was expecting.
I cried for days. I was so bad.
The only way to 'fix it' was to shave the rest of my head.
The salon has offered me compensation and a hair piece,
But Since i'm underage i could go to court to get more money from them.
I think that's what i'm gonna do, I qualify to get up to 7,000 from this crap :/
They actually sent the creative director from london to come sort it.
That's how bad it was.
I've ordered a wig to take to paris with me but it's not the same! ;A;
But it looks like i'm gonna be buying little bears cafe or French cafe after all.
Think i deserve it after all that haha.