Brian's Graduation Party
Okay.
Almost couldn't go, but Natalia and Dave picked me up.
I quickly decided Brian had a really attractive ghetto cousin.
Booze came out away from the adults around 10:30 and must have been completely gone by 11, no lie. Jill and I were sober buddies for the night, and Alice sat there chain-smoking away because drunken stupidity stresses her out.
God, it was SO funny.
The second everyone had a drink in their hand, Living on a Prayer came on.
There's everyone screaming all the words.
Natalia's a lightweight. She was gone after 2 drinks, probably went to sleep at 12 after throwing up...woke up still drunk around 3 and started screaming from the tent. When she woke up at 8, she threw up again.
Brian was making out with this girl Allison, but she was sober.
He really wanted to screw Ashley though, and kept making everyone keep his brother and her separate.
Brian, Mr. Valedictorian, was TRASHED. He fell over more times than I could keep track of and threw up 4 or 5 different times. The entire night, he's wandering around with bread, saying he needs to sober up.
Rebecca Wanamaker and Gio were stuck together. And really wasted. And (I guess she counted) they made out 7 different times.
Patrick grabbed Brittany's boyfriend(Brandon)'s ass for quite a long time. He also kissed this girl Claudette, who came with Jamie Kieran Aimee and Clare... she freaked because she has a boyfriend but apparently kissed Jamie too.
He also kissed Ashley, because she walked over going "I don't know, I think I kissed James!!!" and he goes "Hm, well show me what you did!"
But apparently she didn't really kiss James.
Rebecca Dissler tented up with Nick Biblis, her goal being either to hook up with him or Chris Beers(Last time, it was Griffin Kettler) but instead, they had a really good conversation about life and music.
Andrew was fine for a while but then got really REALLY out of it. At one point, he was definitely groping Brian K. I told him he had to go downstairs.
Jill and I are laughing at everyone being retarded.
Quotables from the night:
"HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A STORM OVER THERE? I heard that if like, there's a lot of alcohol in you, you can get struck by lightning!" -Natalia
"I think one day you should just, pull his pants down.. Just pull his pants down and fuck him right there." -Andrew
"She's an ugly skank and I wanna shank her. Ahaha that rhymeddeded" - Andrew
"Wow, you. You guys are real people. That's what I'm talkin' about. REAL people. You guys are real, just real people. These are some real people you got right here" - Two drunk guys who straggled by the fire until 4 in the morning, speaking to a bunch of us.
"Oh, so that's slut and sluttier!" -Brian's aunt to Allison and Rebecca D
"I looooove my brother. So much. When I die, I'm gonna give him EVERYTHING!" -Brian
"awwyeahh thanks Katie. I owe ya something big. Something so, so big. But I dunno what" - Gio when I got him water.
" zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba. Now *I* can pass ANY sobriety tessst. Just like tha--" - Brian as he falls over.
"So, who's tent am I sleeping in?" (Patrick standing outside the tents. Jamie and Kieran are in one. Andrew's passed out in another. Me Natalia and Dave are in the third)
"YOU CAN'T STAY IN HERE THERE ARE ALREADY ME KATIE DAVE AND LIKE 6 OTHER PEOPLE. 8 OTHER PEOPLE NO NO" - Natalia
"Yeah, and in here, it's me, Kieran, and like 7 other people there's no room"
*Patrick unzips our tent and walks in*
"PATRICK!! YAY OH COME IN!!!!!" - Natalia
"Jamie, shut up I'm trying to sleep! - Natalia screams
"...Natalia, you're the only one talking" - Patrick
"Good, go have sex with Kieran! I hope it sucks!" - Natalia to Jamie
"I want some PEENNEEEE" - Ashley and Brian screaming together from their time-out chairs
so then Jill starts to feed some to Brian because he's way gone.
"Now open.
Chew.
Good boy!"
There were other really funny things, but that's what I remember right now.
Almost couldn't go, but Natalia and Dave picked me up.
I quickly decided Brian had a really attractive ghetto cousin.
Booze came out away from the adults around 10:30 and must have been completely gone by 11, no lie. Jill and I were sober buddies for the night, and Alice sat there chain-smoking away because drunken stupidity stresses her out.
God, it was SO funny.
The second everyone had a drink in their hand, Living on a Prayer came on.
There's everyone screaming all the words.
Natalia's a lightweight. She was gone after 2 drinks, probably went to sleep at 12 after throwing up...woke up still drunk around 3 and started screaming from the tent. When she woke up at 8, she threw up again.
Brian was making out with this girl Allison, but she was sober.
He really wanted to screw Ashley though, and kept making everyone keep his brother and her separate.
Brian, Mr. Valedictorian, was TRASHED. He fell over more times than I could keep track of and threw up 4 or 5 different times. The entire night, he's wandering around with bread, saying he needs to sober up.
Rebecca Wanamaker and Gio were stuck together. And really wasted. And (I guess she counted) they made out 7 different times.
Patrick grabbed Brittany's boyfriend(Brandon)'s ass for quite a long time. He also kissed this girl Claudette, who came with Jamie Kieran Aimee and Clare... she freaked because she has a boyfriend but apparently kissed Jamie too.
He also kissed Ashley, because she walked over going "I don't know, I think I kissed James!!!" and he goes "Hm, well show me what you did!"
But apparently she didn't really kiss James.
Rebecca Dissler tented up with Nick Biblis, her goal being either to hook up with him or Chris Beers(Last time, it was Griffin Kettler) but instead, they had a really good conversation about life and music.
Andrew was fine for a while but then got really REALLY out of it. At one point, he was definitely groping Brian K. I told him he had to go downstairs.
Jill and I are laughing at everyone being retarded.
Quotables from the night:
"HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A STORM OVER THERE? I heard that if like, there's a lot of alcohol in you, you can get struck by lightning!" -Natalia
"I think one day you should just, pull his pants down.. Just pull his pants down and fuck him right there." -Andrew
"She's an ugly skank and I wanna shank her. Ahaha that rhymeddeded" - Andrew
"Wow, you. You guys are real people. That's what I'm talkin' about. REAL people. You guys are real, just real people. These are some real people you got right here" - Two drunk guys who straggled by the fire until 4 in the morning, speaking to a bunch of us.
"Oh, so that's slut and sluttier!" -Brian's aunt to Allison and Rebecca D
"I looooove my brother. So much. When I die, I'm gonna give him EVERYTHING!" -Brian
"awwyeahh thanks Katie. I owe ya something big. Something so, so big. But I dunno what" - Gio when I got him water.
" zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba. Now *I* can pass ANY sobriety tessst. Just like tha--" - Brian as he falls over.
"So, who's tent am I sleeping in?" (Patrick standing outside the tents. Jamie and Kieran are in one. Andrew's passed out in another. Me Natalia and Dave are in the third)
"YOU CAN'T STAY IN HERE THERE ARE ALREADY ME KATIE DAVE AND LIKE 6 OTHER PEOPLE. 8 OTHER PEOPLE NO NO" - Natalia
"Yeah, and in here, it's me, Kieran, and like 7 other people there's no room"
*Patrick unzips our tent and walks in*
"PATRICK!! YAY OH COME IN!!!!!" - Natalia
"Jamie, shut up I'm trying to sleep! - Natalia screams
"...Natalia, you're the only one talking" - Patrick
"Good, go have sex with Kieran! I hope it sucks!" - Natalia to Jamie
"I want some PEENNEEEE" - Ashley and Brian screaming together from their time-out chairs
so then Jill starts to feed some to Brian because he's way gone.
"Now open.
Chew.
Good boy!"
There were other really funny things, but that's what I remember right now.