Can't get enough of that chreebomb

[highyella]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, highyella sent to me...

Twelve cosmopolitans drumming
Eleven boobies piping
Ten cynics a-leaping
Nine tulips dancing
Eight queers a-milking
Seven corsets a-swimming
Six crabs a-laying
Five ho-o-o-ot dykes
Four vosges chocolates
Three deli meats
Two hot pockets
...and a beyonce in a lethargy.

SO my favorites are:
"Eleven boobies piping"....ouch, but HAWT!
"Eight queers a-milking"....so dirty!
"Five ho-o-o-ot dykes"....mmmm I get 5!!!
"Four vosges chocolates".....yummm

and of course

a beyonce in a lethargy