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What kind of disease are you?
Highwaystar85:
Highwaystar85 is caused by monkeys.
An infection of Highwaystar85 causes victims to write bad goth poetry.
Highwaystar85 can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator.
What kind of disease are you?
nam:
nam is caused by bad television.
nam disease causes immediate spontaneous combustion.
The only possible way to cure nam infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.
What kind of disease are you?
Melissa:
Melissa is caused by monkeys.
Melissa disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
Melissa is cured by never wearing shoes ever again.
What kind of disease are you?
melissa:
melissa is caused by monkeys.
melissa disease turns one into a goth.
melissa is cured by never wearing shoes ever again.
What kind of disease are you?
Nam:
Nam is caused by bad television.
Nam disease causes deadly flatulence upon infection.
The only possible way to cure Nam infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.