Video 27.0 || While the Lightwoods sleep
Good morning!
{Magnus is oddly chipper, considering it was before noon and his boyfriend still sleeps. On the other hand, so does his boyfriend's sister and he hasn't been bothered by their adopted brother in a while either, so life in the MI Manse is good}
After the disappointing turn out with my poker game, I decided maybe it's time I tried to give back to the community.
As the self-titled High Warlock of Espoir, it falls upon me to offer my services to the less fortunate, namely the mundanes of Somarium who find themselves wounded, plagued by unsightly pores, those who are unable to sleep or in need of an ugly memory erased from their minds before an embarrassing dream can reveal their darkest secrets to the entire network. {Magnus loves gossip. And reality tv. Does it show?}
Of course, I don't work for free, darling. {Pauses to take a sip of his coffee. Really, it's more cream and sugar than anything}
But I have time to spare and I'm running out of things to redecorate, so I'm willing to strike a bargain. This week only, I will accept IOUs, unopened bottles of liquor, and designer shoes in payment. Actually, scratch the part about the shoes. I'm picky about footwear.
{Smirks around the edge of the mug} Phone line opens as soon as we're done here, so don't make me wait.
Just state your name and what you need, and we'll see if there's anything I can do for you.
If there are no takers, I'm going to take a nap.
{Magnus is oddly chipper, considering it was before noon and his boyfriend still sleeps. On the other hand, so does his boyfriend's sister and he hasn't been bothered by their adopted brother in a while either, so life in the MI Manse is good}
After the disappointing turn out with my poker game, I decided maybe it's time I tried to give back to the community.
As the self-titled High Warlock of Espoir, it falls upon me to offer my services to the less fortunate, namely the mundanes of Somarium who find themselves wounded, plagued by unsightly pores, those who are unable to sleep or in need of an ugly memory erased from their minds before an embarrassing dream can reveal their darkest secrets to the entire network. {Magnus loves gossip. And reality tv. Does it show?}
Of course, I don't work for free, darling. {Pauses to take a sip of his coffee. Really, it's more cream and sugar than anything}
But I have time to spare and I'm running out of things to redecorate, so I'm willing to strike a bargain. This week only, I will accept IOUs, unopened bottles of liquor, and designer shoes in payment. Actually, scratch the part about the shoes. I'm picky about footwear.
{Smirks around the edge of the mug} Phone line opens as soon as we're done here, so don't make me wait.
Just state your name and what you need, and we'll see if there's anything I can do for you.
If there are no takers, I'm going to take a nap.