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[highonwaves]

Tezuka-kun and Oishi-kun are encouraging an open discussion of relationships at the moment. So I thought I would weigh in and offer some advice.

• Don't fall in love
• Don't get into a relationship with your best friend
• Get a cute human pet instead, they're much more fun
• Make sure it's a pet you're not physically attracted to but are happy to grope and

Comments

[applestocacti]

Perhaps you should host Oishi's suggested porn night video evening, Hirakoba-kun?

[highonwaves]

I'm considering the idea. I think Atobe-kun would be very happy at the idea of providing food and beverages for it as well. And we could have handy goodie bags for people to take away with them at the end.

[applestocacti]

Custom decorated food would be excellently done by Atobe. I hear Oishi has informative leaflets for the goodie bags.

[highonwaves]

I also have a friend who makes excellent cakes. I'm sure he could make a spread of penile shaped cupcakes or something.

Just as long as Oishi-kun goes through the leaflets at the night. Since most people just throw out the paper and advertisement in goodie bags and just keep the pens and whatnot.

[applestocacti]

It is always good to having something to chew on.

We could each read the one we've been given to the gathering.

[highonwaves]

Would you be willing to provide pies, Fuji-kun?

Just as long as Oishi-kun shares some of his apparent knowledge and expertise on each leaflet.

[applestocacti]

I would be happy to, but they may not be appropriately shaped for the evening.

That is surely the least he can do.

[highonwaves]

I'm happy to pretend they're shaped like breasts or something.

If I tell Atobe-kun there will be some kind of teaching going on, he may even provide a microphone and lectern. We may have to move from the Poseidon cabin to a larger venue.

[applestocacti]

I'll add appropriately placed cherries.

He would have to offer the opening speech.

[highonwaves]

How thoughtful.

I'll let him know. I'm sure he'll say that he was born for this role.

[applestocacti]

We may yet conclude we were all born for this day, Hirakoba-kun.