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[highonwaves]

It's apparently been a month since I found out I was a demi-god. I think I'm coming to terms with it finally and settling in well at the camp. I've made friends with a lovely fellow in town and been down to play with him. Just once or twice so far. It's been good at making me get out of the Poseidon cabin more often.Thank you Mary-kun for playing

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[zenzaitensai]

I'll have to keep practicing to defeat you next time, Hirakoba-kun. I couldn't quite fit it all in my mouth.

I didn't buy the vibrator, but the specs were useful. Thank you.

[highonwaves]

Maybe you should ask Oshitari-kun for some advice while you practice. He seems like he's quite skilled at fitting things in his mouth.

No problem. I'll try and grab a catalogue or something to show you next time so you can better compare some.

[zenzaitensai]

I can think of a few people who might be able to confirm that suspicion of yours. I'll put that on my next survey.

Why not just browse online? Do the magazines come in nice boxes too?

[highonwaves]

Maybe you could see how highly people think of their own personal skills at fitting things in their mouths. 1-10 on how many marshmallows they can fit in their mouth.

I end up with too many tabs open when I browse online. And I like just being able to sit and eat breakfast while looking through a physical catalogue.

[zenzaitensai]

You assume that no one can fit more marshmallows than your ten?

Ah. You're after the Lucky Charms.

[highonwaves]

Oh Mary-kun, ten marshmallows is just me warming up.

I'm always after the lucky charms, they're magically delicious.

[zenzaitensai]

What's your record?

Don't get too greedy, Hirakoba-kun.

[highonwaves]

Twenty one. My jaw ached for a whole day afterwards.

Everything in moderation, Mary-kun. Including moderation.

[zenzaitensai]

Is that a familiar ache for you?

Some make the extreme sacrifice so others can experience moderation.

[highonwaves]

Sometimes, when I grind my teeth in my sleep. Aching from fitting too many things in my mouth at once... no, that's very rare.

They're very kind people.

[zenzaitensai]

You may want to invest in a mouthguard.