In Memoriam
I watched George Carlin's HBO special "Complaints and Grievances" from 2001. (link to the torrent)
The second half of the show is dedicated to a list of people who ought to be killed. Funny stuff. Especially the intros...
Allow me to quote:
... here's another pack of low-grade morons who ought to be locked in a portable toilet and set on fire
... here are some more parents who ought to be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight.
... there are some more people who ought to be smashed across the face repeatedly with a piece of mining equipment
... here's another unfortunate pack of mutants who ought to be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.
... there are some more people who ought to be strapped into chairs and beaten with hammers.
... here are some more musical vermin whose mother we wish had had medical plans that included abortion.
... here are some more people that deserve an inoperable tumor at the base of their spines
... here is another pack of jackoffs that ought to be strangled in front of their children.
... here are some more people with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter.
And there's more...
RIP George.
The second half of the show is dedicated to a list of people who ought to be killed. Funny stuff. Especially the intros...
Allow me to quote:
... here's another pack of low-grade morons who ought to be locked in a portable toilet and set on fire
... here are some more parents who ought to be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight.
... there are some more people who ought to be smashed across the face repeatedly with a piece of mining equipment
... here's another unfortunate pack of mutants who ought to be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.
... there are some more people who ought to be strapped into chairs and beaten with hammers.
... here are some more musical vermin whose mother we wish had had medical plans that included abortion.
... here are some more people that deserve an inoperable tumor at the base of their spines
... here is another pack of jackoffs that ought to be strangled in front of their children.
... here are some more people with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter.
And there's more...
RIP George.