Something in basic*
10 Boy meets Girl (and vice versa)
20 Boy is nice to Girl (and vice versa)
30 Boy humps Girl (and vice versa. Hopefully.)
40 Boy treats Girl like shit and eventually dumps Girl.
50 Girl is lost in endless cycles of self-pity.
60 Girl starts to get over Boy
70 Boy finds out he has no one else he can hump.
80 Boy "graciously" takes girl back.
90 Girl's friends say nothing**
100 Girl experience sudden relief, like a drug addict after a long withdrawal which she confuses with true happiness.
110 Goto 30
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* For the sake of convenience, pretend that there's a 'print ""' or echo in each line.
** What is the role of a friend here? Say "you only think you're happy, but that will last only until he gets sick of you again"? Say nothing and just be there in the bad times that will ensue? Do absolutely nothing -- and if that's so - what makes them friends?
20 Boy is nice to Girl (and vice versa)
30 Boy humps Girl (and vice versa. Hopefully.)
40 Boy treats Girl like shit and eventually dumps Girl.
50 Girl is lost in endless cycles of self-pity.
60 Girl starts to get over Boy
70 Boy finds out he has no one else he can hump.
80 Boy "graciously" takes girl back.
90 Girl's friends say nothing**
100 Girl experience sudden relief, like a drug addict after a long withdrawal which she confuses with true happiness.
110 Goto 30
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* For the sake of convenience, pretend that there's a 'print ""' or echo in each line.
** What is the role of a friend here? Say "you only think you're happy, but that will last only until he gets sick of you again"? Say nothing and just be there in the bad times that will ensue? Do absolutely nothing -- and if that's so - what makes them friends?