2005, Xmas Eve...
I am like, so drunk on wine, y'all.
I love it. I love spending time with the family, especially when I have a legitimate excuse to be totally off my face and chucking all over the toilet in the next few hours or so. Not that I want to be chucking in the next few hours or anything... ewww.
Now, for Christmas, I WANT MORE WINE. If i can get hamm,ered with my parents and random familh friends, I can do ANYTHING. Seriously, i can! I'm gonnna take over the world. Just u watch. I have this crush on this guy but I cant remember who he is.... Hmmm, problematic. I might be making him jup, i reallyh dujnno.
Ooooo, my dad hjstu old me off for drinking too mujch wine and he's now questioning my ability to stand up. I am TOO.
I go now to continue thiws drinking. BYE! OMGGG, MERRFY XMAS EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALl! <333333
I love it. I love spending time with the family, especially when I have a legitimate excuse to be totally off my face and chucking all over the toilet in the next few hours or so. Not that I want to be chucking in the next few hours or anything... ewww.
Now, for Christmas, I WANT MORE WINE. If i can get hamm,ered with my parents and random familh friends, I can do ANYTHING. Seriously, i can! I'm gonnna take over the world. Just u watch. I have this crush on this guy but I cant remember who he is.... Hmmm, problematic. I might be making him jup, i reallyh dujnno.
Ooooo, my dad hjstu old me off for drinking too mujch wine and he's now questioning my ability to stand up. I am TOO.
I go now to continue thiws drinking. BYE! OMGGG, MERRFY XMAS EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALl! <333333