my birthdayyyy

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i love birthdays cos people treat you wayyyyyyy better than they do usually and give you lots of attention and make you feel like you've done something special. you were fuckin born, that shits easy for the person being born. i should call my mom up and treat her like she's special cos she had a C section to pull my brown ass out of the womb. i want to go back there it was nice there. warm and tranquil. i guess being drunk in a bathtub with a red light on is the closest thing i can experience. im gonna go do that. anyway i love most of you fucks and the rest i dont give two shits about, have a wonderful day

-zack

ps if i like you come to my birthday party in sb, ill get you drunk and fuck you.