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a couple years ago my nephew never believed anyone would be so cruel as to make an electric collar for dogs. our dog wears one so that when he comes close to a buried live wire, it would send a signal to the collar to warn the dog not to cross the wire. it's humane and allowed to be openly sold in australia. however we have one rated for a 85kg dog, and when my 50kg nephew tried it on for a laugh, not believing it works, he got the shock of his life literally, and spasmed all over the lawn trying to claw it off. if only we had a camera.
tonight we got him another way. we bought him a new bed and linen, and got him to make it as usual. his polyester blanket was new and we told him to air it out, wave it in the air and brush it to freshen it up.
instantly it turned into a supercharged static blanket, he was wearing a synthetic tracksuit so the entire large blanket went crazy, it warped around him instantly and zapped him a thousand times and he couldnt peel it off. fuck i wish i had a camera.
lifes good when you have gullible suckers around.
tonight we got him another way. we bought him a new bed and linen, and got him to make it as usual. his polyester blanket was new and we told him to air it out, wave it in the air and brush it to freshen it up.
instantly it turned into a supercharged static blanket, he was wearing a synthetic tracksuit so the entire large blanket went crazy, it warped around him instantly and zapped him a thousand times and he couldnt peel it off. fuck i wish i had a camera.
lifes good when you have gullible suckers around.