The world loves to sodomize...

[highlanderiv]

So here I sit in beautiful fucking Hawaii. Most all of you would kill to be in my shoes, yet I feel almost sick to my stomach by this little dismal paradise. Last week I went off and lost my wallet. Who really needs a wallet right? Not like a normal person would keep anything important in that little contraption, right? Well I decided I would keep my DOD ID, DL, and Debit card in that little leather fucker. To top it all off I had my safety card, calling cards, and condom redempion card (Yes the Army hands out condom redemption cards). So this was a federal holiday, so we were given a four day weekend. Oh So Fucking Happy for me. I have thousands of dallors sitting in a flipping bank account and no way in hell to get a hold on it. Hope you all have an awesome fucking day...

Oh... I almost forgot... No even reads this stupid thing anymore...

-Peace