Moving out of Bob's House
On Monday, Tina and Chad came over to drink, we had a bonfire and things got out of control.. we kind of left the yard a total wreck... we had broken 4 chairs, burnt one and peeled out in the morning and destroyed the front lawn. When we came home on Tuesday, Bob, the cheap landlord was all pissed off at us. He had brought home a new boy-toy for him. This one doesn't even wear any clothes, he was in his underwear all day long! He just came from a mental hospital, looked completely unstable as he was crying in the living room...fiending for percocets, oxycontin, or klonopin...it totally wigged us out. This marks the 7th person living in Bob's 4 bedroom house. We got Bob ( the landlord ) who sleeps on a bed in the living room, Toinu (the ghetto guy that drives a caddy ) who sleeps on the couch next to Bob, Josh ( the shirtless wreck) that sleeps on the floor next to Bob and Toinu, Bobby ( the creepy gay guy that lives down in the basement room, that prances around in his thongs, has almost been caught doing something naughty with Bob, and has night terrors), and the divers: Me, Bloink, and Sean.. oh and Sean's dog Deke. With one bathroom this is getting very odd. Sean and I have decided we're moving out, we're going to live in motels monday - friday in new jersey, and live at my mom and dad's in maryland on the weekend. Considering we only have 3 weeks left until graduation it will be fine.