thank god it doesn't burn this time
tonight i was working with sean when a middle aged woman came in and commented on my hair. when she came to the counter to check out the three of us started jivin on some shits and it leads to her asking if we're both musicians. sean's response was that he plays the skin flute and i tell her i like to play tablas. so she's talking to BOTH of us and sean's talking about his skin flute and she looks at me and asks if i know about the double humped camel. neither of us had any fucking clue what a double humped camel meant, but we were sure a 51 year old woman just invited us for the kind of passion that would span 2 generations of pleasure and supersede all disbelief, a night that would truly be rememberful. as we stared in awe at this woman for what we were sure was happening she said it was some kind of drum beat. THIS IS BULLSHIT! and now after google-ing double humped camel, two humped camel, hump two camels, double camel hump, i am positive that lady was talkin about teaching me and sean some new techniques. it's sad that this is the first advance i've had by a female in quite a while (2 males, however, have confessed their admiration recently). why am i getting hit on by old women? i blame work. i need a new job. one where i don't have to deal with the public, or anybody for that matter. i want to be the guy in the basement shoveling coal into the furnace.