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Across the Universe (Revis)AMY/ELDER
Everything Your Teacher Says is Wrong
G. 42. Three-line AU meme fill.
GEN
What They Don't Tell You About History
PG-13. 5,000. Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38°0' N, 97°0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we’ll start from the beginning.
Anna and the French KissMULTIPLE PAIRINGS
À La Vôtre
PG-13. 5,775. On Memorial Day, they painted the living room bright blue.
The Boyfriend ListNOEL/ROO
Happy & Lucky
PG-13. 110. Three-Line fic meme fill.
The Caster Chronicles (Beautiful Creatures)ETHAN/LENA
Sometimes Jim Dies of Boredom
PG. 95. Three-Line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Five Dreams Link Never Meant to Steal
PG. 1,000. This incubus business, Link always thought, was no walk in the park. It wasn’t no afternoon at the Gatlin County Fair pickin’ up chicks and drinkin’ Coke, neither.
The Curse WorkersGEN/OTHER
We Are, Largely, Who We Remember Ourselves to Be
PG-13. 1,200. When Zayn Malik moved from Bradford to live with his auntie in Wolverhampton and began Grade 11 - two months late, on into October by the time he first sat down in class - one of the first things he learned was that in Wolverhampton, if you were a Worker, you either belonged to the Horans or the McGuinesses.
CASSEL/LILA
Foreplay
R. 96. Three-Line fic meme fill.
Wanderers
G. 86. Three-Line fic meme fill.
Doctor WhoAMY/RORY
Riddikulus
G. 72. Three-Line fic meme fill.
DOCTOR/RIVER
The Gallifreyans Are Coming!
G. 28. Three-Line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Very Last of Their Kind
G. 4,230. “I’m a Time Lord,” the Doctor said. “The last of the Time Lords. Why are you gold?”
“I’m full of souls,” Evie said. “The last of the Empty Ones.”
The Doctor took her hand in his and squeezed it gently. “I’m full of souls, too.”
Harry PotterREMUS/SIRIUS
Warnings
PG. 28. Three-Line fic meme fill.
SCORPIUS/ROSE
Muggle Studies
G. 45. Three-Line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Problem Is, They're The Asbo5 And There Are Only Four Houses at Hogwarts
PG-13. 1,500. Simon’s wandering invisible through London late one night - because really, it’s amazing what one sees when they’re invisible, isn’t it? What people will do when No One’s Watching - when he sees this dingy little pub on Charing Cross Road between a bookshop and a seedy-looking record shop. The Leaky Cauldron, Simon mouths.
The Hunger GamesSERIES: Five Loaves of Bread
M/NC-17. 78,000. KATNISS/PEETA. Whatever Panem's horrors, some things stay the same: bread and fire, life and loss. Dark Toast
M/NC-17. 34,000. How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Upside-Down Cake
M/NC-17. 15,000. How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve.
Capitol Pastries
M/NC-17. 29,000. The only person who wins the Hunger Games is Snow, and you know it. You gave up happy when you kept playing Snow's games.
SERIES: The Five Places Cinna Came From
M/NC-17. 86,000. CINNA/FINNICK. Cinna did not come from the Capitol. Five paths he took out of the Districts, and why he set a nation on fire. District Four (The Girl in the Water)
M/NC-17. 15,000. Cinna/Finnick, Finnick/Annie, Finnick/others.
District One (The Boy with the Trident)
M/NC-17. 18,000. Cinna/Finnick, Finnick/others.
District Five (The Boy on Fire)
M/NC-17. 10,300.Finnick/Annie.
District Twelve (The Girl with the Boy)
M/NC-17. 16,700. Cinna/OFC, Peeta/Katniss (sort of).
District Seven (The Moral of the Story)
M/NC-17. 19,800. Cinna/Finnick, Finnick/Annie, Katniss/Peeta, Finnick/others.
TIMESTAMP: Hurricane Season
G. 400. District Four 'verse, pre-story. Cinna looks up, skepticism in every brown line of his face. He’s a softer-looking child than any of the many Odairs. There is only one small Healy.
SERIES: The Tiny Peeta Diaries
PG. 9,000. Illustrated by everybodysbadintentions. A series of events around District Twelve as seen through the eyes of five-year-old Peeta Mellark, the earnest and inquisitive son of the baker. 001. Nighttime
002. Summertime
003. Family Time
004. Bathtime
005. School Time
ANNIE/FINNICK
Jolly Sailors Bold
G. 1,215. When Finnick came home from his Games, he had riches -- bloody gold for bloody deeds -- and a trident. So he bought a boat, and he looked out over that horizon.
Modern High School
G. 68. Three-line fic meme fill.
Mutant Powers
G. 107. Three-line fic meme fill.
CINNA/FINNICK
Gay Pride
PG. 47. Three-line fic meme fill.
Modern AU
PG. 89. Three-line fic meme fill.
GALE/KATNISS
Four Times Gale and Katniss Made Love, and One Time They Didn't
M/NC-17. 3,000. And all she said was, I know.
KATNISS/PEETA
At Camp Half-Blood
PG. 79. Three-line fic meme fill.
Disneyland
G. 56. Three-line fic meme fill.
The Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night
R. 1,200. Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Medieval Times
PG. 53. Three-line fic meme fill.
Peeta Mellark's Five Favorite Things to Bake
G. 2,435. Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once - a long time ago, now - known as District 12.
Pushing Dandelions
PG. 1,205. You never forget the face of the person whose life you saved.
Titanic
PG. 83. Three-line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Funeral Rites of Tributes
PG. 1,300. How Tributes are dead, but not how they died.
How Rue Became the Mockingjay
PG-13. 5,200. This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games in which the rule about District pairs winning is introduced on the first night of the Games rather than after Rue's death.
Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants
PG-13. 4,875. All of the stories The Hunger Games can't tell.
What They Don't Tell You About History
PG-13. 5,000. Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38°0' N, 97°0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we’ll start from the beginning.
MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Pairings for 15pairings
PG-13. 1,500. Gale/Madge, Prim/Rory, Cinna+Portia, Mr. Mellark/Mrs. Everdeen, Gale/Johanna, Finnick+Johanna, Haymitch+Brutus, Katniss/Peeta, Katniss/Gale, Cinna+Effie, Haymitch/Chaff, Finnick/Annie, Katniss+Finnick, Foxface/Thresh, Gloss/Glimmer.
Pure (Five Times Peeta Wasn't)
Peeta/Katniss, Peeta/Madge, Peeta/Delly, Peeta/Bristel, Madge/Gale.
M/NC-17. 2,515. This was inspired by a conversation I had with a friend about Peeta's tone when he tells Katniss, "You're so pure" in Catching Fire. Why isn't Peeta? What changed for him between THG and CF?
Valor, Valeria
Gale/Katniss, Gale/Madge, Gale/other(s), Finnick/Annie, Finnick/Cashmere, Finnick/other(s).
M/NC-17. 8,700. Gale sells and Finnick is sold, and there is no honor in Panem.
The Infernal DevicesMULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Drabbles for 15pairings
R. 1,500. Camille/Magnus, Jem/Sophie, Will/Jem, Tessa+Camille, Jem/Tessa, Thomas+Will+Jem, Henry/Charlotte, Will/Tessa, Tessa/Will/Jem, Thomas/Sophie, Will+Thomas, Jessamine/The Magister, Jessamine+Tessa, Tessa+Sophie, Jem+Charlotte.
The Matched TrilogyGEN
What They Don't Tell You About History
PG-13. 5,000. Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38°0' N, 97°0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we’ll start from the beginning.
MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Drabbles for 15pairings
PG. 1,500. Cassia/Xander, Cassia/Ky, Xander/Cassia/Ky, Lea/Joseph, Piper/Xander, Em/Dalen, Grandfather/Grandmother, Official+Ky, Em/Piper, Norah+Cassia, Lea/Piper, Xander/Ky, Ky/Livy, Patrick/Aida, Em+Cassia.
MisfitsGEN
The Problem Is, They're The Asbo5 And There Are Only Four Houses at Hogwarts
PG-13. 1,500. Simon’s wandering invisible through London late one night - because really, it’s amazing what one sees when they’re invisible, isn’t it? What people will do when No One’s Watching - when he sees this dingy little pub on Charing Cross Road between a bookshop and a seedy-looking record shop. The Leaky Cauldron, Simon mouths.
The Mortal InstrumentsALEC/CLARY
Everything In-Between
R. 1,100. People didn’t live in a binary vacuum. At least, Mundanes didn’t. Clary didn’t, either. And she wouldn’t let Alec.
ALEC/JACE
Five Times Alec Wrestled the Angel
R. 2,355. But young Alec looked at the sharp, hard, fighting planes of the Angel’s face, and his lithe, strong, eternal muscles, and he looked at Jacob: tired, dark-haired, blue-eyed, and human. He loved the Angel, it was clear in the painting. Jacob, like Jonathan Shadowhunter and like Alec himself, loved the Angel. But still: he would never not lose.
GEN
The Things Max Left Behind
PG-13. 1,000. She pulled Issue #8 off the shelf and ran her palm over the familiar, glossy spine. She would buy this and bring it to the Institute’s Library, in honor of Max.
MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Drabbles for 15pairings
PG-13. 1,500. Simon/Isabelle, Maia+Luke, Jace/Aline, Jace/Alec, Michael Wayland + Valentine Morgenstern, Jocelyn/Luke, Jace/Isabelle, Alec/Isabelle, Alec/Magnus, Magnus/Jace, Clary/Sebastian, Clary/Simon, Isabelle/Sebastian, Jace/Kaelie, Jace/Clary.
The Five Girls Jace Wishes He Hadn't Slept With and the Reason Why
M/NC-17. 2,600. Jace/Clary, Jace/Isabelle, Jace/Kaelie, Jace/Tessa, Jace/Aline, Jace/other, Clary/Simon.
This is for Clary. This is for Clary because this is for him.
One DirectionSERIES: All Roads Lead in One Direction
[Various]. 10,400. And sometimes, demigods try out for the X Factor. And Apollo? Well, Apollo really likes his persona as Simon Cowell. ROUND-ROBIN WITH igrab. Origins
PG-13. 7,500. How demigods are born and made.
Dinner, Bootcamp, Destiny - igrab
G. 740. That night, there was a knock on the door and then the god of the sun strolled in. He was still Simon, because he was always Simon in England. He practically had more worshippers here than he'd had in Greece; he, of course, loved it.
Cupidity - igrab
PG. 730. They looked at each other, and something more than awareness sparked in their eyes.
Nothing Can Stop Me - igrab
PG-13. 1,400. She had learned, in her many years on this earth, that there were many other gods, many other demons, and many other magics. But she had still never met anyone quite like Haeres.
HARRY/AIDEN GRIMSHAW/LOUIS
(Blokes in) Cardigans
R. 27,250. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona).
"What d'you think, Aidey?" asks Louis, sort of rocking his hips against Harry. "Up for a ménage à trois?"
HARRY/CAROLINE FLACK
[Untitled]
M/NC-17. 1,050. PWP. There is no plot. It is just smut. There is no redeeming literary value whatsoever. At all.
Modesty
R. 104. Three-line fic meme fill.
Young Girl
M/NC-17. 143. Three-line fic meme fill.
HARRY/GEORGE SHELLEY
Genesis
M/NC-17. WIP.
So to the Alpha Man came God’s hand, and in His protection the Alpha Man fell into a deep sleep. The Lord God cradled him as He took one of the Alpha Man’s rib bones and closed its place with the dust of stars and the salt of the sea. He fashioned from the Alpha Man’s rib bone a second in His image, hollow but for love for God and love for the Alpha Man, and that was the omega man. When his eyes opened for the first time the Lord God blew dust from the Earth into his sight and blinded him but to love for God and love for the Alpha Man and He did tether them with dust and salt as sat in the Alpha Man’s wound.
George doesn’t believe in all that catechism anymore, but in the grand scheme of things, and in Clevedon, it doesn’t matter much.
This is a really plotty, meta, metaphorical, semi-dystopian-but-following-X-Factor-timeline-and-with-a-happy-ending, crackships-ahoy Alpha/beta/omega fic. Alpha!Harry/omega!George.
001. Part I
002. Part II
003. Part III
Let You Put Your Hands On Me In My Skin-Tight Jeans
M/NC-17. 11,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Completely self-indulgent bakery/coffeeshop AU with Harry Styles and George Shelley being adorable cuteface working boys who have crushes and then a lot of fairly dirty but cute sex. That's it, that's the story.
Routine
R. 207. Three-line fic meme fill.
HARRY/GEORGE SHELLEY/LOUIS
Window Shopping
R. 57. Three-line fic meme fill.SERIES: Never Never Never Stop for Anyone
The World, It's Turning Inside-Out
M/NC-17. 15,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). The night before the first live show of X Factor's ninth series, George meets Harry and Louis in a nightclub.
I Don't Care What They Say
M/NC-17. 28,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). George looks for his place in the competition and in Harry- and Louis' relationship.
Can't You See Me Here on Overload
M/NC-17. 63,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Honestly, this is 63,000 words of D/s initiation, kink negotiation, sex, and Feeeeelings.
My Guilty Pleasure, I Ain't Going Nowhere
M/NC-17. 53,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). George is not James Bond, Louis gets jealous, Union J aren't safe in the competition, Louis gets jealous, and Harry twerks.
Baby, Just Say Yes
M/NC-17. 30,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This is a story about love, and also blowjobs, and also Barack Obama if you read between the lines.
Just What You're Worth
M/NC-17. 41,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Week #6 of the Live Shows of X Factor series 9; heavily influenced by Union J's song choice, "Fix You."
I Took No Time with the Fall
M/NC-17. 57,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This takes place during Week #7 of XF series 9. A thinly veiled love letter to Rylan Clark.
Playing by the Rules
M/NC-17. 26,335. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This takes place during Week #8 of XF series 9. Nobody likes Christopher and everyone likes George.
But I'll Be With You Wherever You Are
M/NC-17. 99,050. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). The final week for Union J and George on the X Factor passes, and to cheer George up, Harry and Louis go all out with a trip to see their biggest show ever.
HARRY/LOUIS
Aphrodisiac
M/NC-17. 4,050. The day he made roasted asparagus tips wrapped in Serrano ham with lemon aïoli, Louis knew: Harry Styles was trying to seduce him.
Green-Eyed Monster
PG-13. 81. Three-line fic meme fill.
The Man in the Mirror
PG. 3,350. Pre-X Factor Bodyswap: "There’s some woman he’d never seen before - pretty, with long dark hair, but very much not his mum - leaning into his room, and it was not his room, it was some tidy orange and brown room with Lord of the Rings posters all over the walls and that was very much not his red-and-white and messy room and why was he not in his room and -"
May You Enjoy Your New Life
M/NC-17. 265,000. When One Direction begins, Harry Styles is a sixteen-year-old boy foundering under the pressure of impending fatherhood. His ability to balance the sobering responsibility of caring for his tiny daughter, Millie, and the exhilaration of seeing his own dreams coming to fruition affects not only his future, but those of Liam, Zayn, Niall, and Louis, who never expected fealty to be the key to their success. But Liam is the first to show him how to grow up without growing old, and Zayn is the first to defend from the public what is private and precious. Louis -- Louis is the first for a lot of things; for most of the moments of Millie's life and for the moments of Harry's that matter. And Niall is the first to toast when Millie is born: Go maire sibh bhur saol nua -- 'may you enjoy your new life.'
001. Part I
002. Part II
003. Part III
004. Part IV
005. Part V
006. Part VI
007. Part VII
008. Part VIII
009. Part IX
010. Part X
011. Part XI
012. Part XII
013. Part XIII
014. Part XIV
015. Part XV
016. Part XVI
017. Part XVII
018. Part XVIII
019. Part XIX
020. Part XX
021. Part XXI
022. Part XXII
023. Part XXIII
024. Part XXIV
025. Part XXV
026. Part XXVI
027. Part XXVII
028. Part XXVIII
029. Part XXIX
030. Part XXX
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Eggstirbakin
G. 2,050. TIMESTAMP. On the Christmas Eve that Louis turns thirty -- thirty; it doesn’t seem possible - Millie has just turned eleven, Lux has just put a blue streak in Millie’s hair at a sleepover, and the only thing on her Christmas list is “a tattoo.”
May You Enjoy Your Cadbury Eggs
G. 3,050. TIMESTAMP. Takes place during Chapter 24. Millie nods staunchly. “I will hatch every eggs.”
Morning Sex
R. 128. Three-line fic meme fill.
Schrödinger's Cat (Or, the Five Times Harry and Louis Both Met and Did Not Meet)
PG-13. 15,200. "Schrödinger's cat" is a paradox applied within the many-worlds theory of quantum mechanics which basically posits that if you have a box containing a cat and a flask of poison, until you open the box and determine whether the cat is dead or alive, it is both; within the theory of multiple universes, the box is a branching point, or a moment of divergence between the universe in which the cat is alive and the universe in which the cat is dead. Both are true in their own worlds. When two people are fated to be together, their lives are full of such branching moments, instances that split the universe in two more actualities, one that begins their future together and one in which they have to wait a bit longer still. These are the five moments in which Harry and Louis both did, and did not, meet.
Snips & Snails
PG-13. 1,565. Midway between Louis’s fourteenth birthday and Harry’s, they fully realized that not everyone behaved the way they did. They never talked about it; Harry noticed the way Louis sat more rigidly beside him in public, like he didn’t want to let his ankle or arm brush against Harry’s lest anyone see.
HARRY/ZAYN
Hot & Drunk
R. 41. Three-line fic meme fill.
LOUIS/GEORGE SHELLEY
Comparisons
R. 47. Three-line fic meme fill.
LOUIS/ZAYN
Afternoon
R. 74. Three-line fic meme fill.
Monogamy
PG-13. 101. Three-line fic meme fill.
NIALL/ZAYN
Habañero
G. 56. Three-line fic meme fill.
GEN
Incandescence
G. 650. Harry just simply doesn’t notice Liam, even when he’s the one hanging from Harry’s shoulders, grinning in him in just that right way, sorting through Harry’s curls in just that way he likes. Harry doesn’t notice, and just goes on cradling Louis and giggling with Niall and making his eyes smolder at Zayn anyway.
Just the Way You Are
G. 1,900. And yeah, it was really, really weird that Harry and Louis would just touch each other’s daemons like that was something people did in public. Or at all, as far as Zayn knew.
This Town's Been All Over You
PG. 17,865. Crossover with Union J, Ella Henderson. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). There are still wrought-iron lampposts on First Street, and all of the shop's facades are brick and big glass windows and draping awnings like wedding cakes. The street has been the same for as long as there's been a town, and there's been a town ever since people from the city realized they could get away from the world if they moved across the strait to the island. It's a nice place to live, Ella thinks. Small enough not to be on a map.
All I Want for Christmas is You (and You, and You...)
PG-13. 30,550. SEQUEL TO This Town's Been All Over You. Christmas on First Street is a magical time of year, where the snow dusts the rooftops and fairy lights drape over the windows and sometimes, just sometimes, everybody gets exactly what they want.
We Are, Largely, Who We Remember Ourselves to Be
PG-13. 1,200. When Zayn Malik moved from Bradford to live with his auntie in Wolverhampton and began Grade 11 - two months late, on into October by the time he first sat down in class - one of the first things he learned was that in Wolverhampton, if you were a Worker, you either belonged to the Horans or the McGuinesses.
ParanormalcyEVIE/LEND
Duplicity
PG-13. 78. Three-line fic meme fill.
The Five People Evie's Done It With (And All of Them Are Lend!)
R. 1,000. “You know, I’m feeling a little objectified.”
Wild
G. 54. Three-line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Very Last of Their Kind
G. 4,230. “I’m a Time Lord,” the Doctor said. “The last of the Time Lords. Why are you gold?”
“I’m full of souls,” Evie said. “The last of the Empty Ones.”
The Doctor took her hand in his and squeezed it gently. “I’m full of souls, too.”
Percy Jackson and the OlympiansANNABETH/NICO/PERCY
Happy Endings
PG-13. 1,600. Because that’s the thing about being a young hero. The words ‘young’ and ‘hero’ are linked, inseparable. Finite. But young heroes someday grow up. And they have to find something to do, even if they can’t fight monsters and make worlds anymore.
Overwhelming
M/NC-17. 87. Three-line fic meme fill.
NICO/PERCY
Nico's Five Seven Worst Qualities (And Why They Make Percy Love Him More)
PG-13. 2,020. Γαστριμαργία (Gluttony), Ὑπερηφανία (Pride), Λύπη (Sloth), Ὀργή (Wrath), Κενοδοξία (Envy), Φιλαργυρία (Greed), Πορνεία (Lust).
Percy's Five Seven Virtues (And How Nico Corrupted Them All)
PG-13. 5,100. Υπομονή (Patience), Αγνότητα (Chastity), Φιλανθρωπία (Charity), Επιμέλεια (Diligence), Ευγένεια (Kindness), Μετριοπάθεια (Temperance), Ταπεινότητα (Humility).
PERCY/RACHEL
The Five Worst Ways to Keep the Virgin Part of the Oracle of Delphi
M/NC-17. 1,800. Of course Percy knows she’s the Virgin Oracle of Delphi. That’s what makes it so much fun.
MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Drabbles for 15pairings
PG-13. 1,500. Travis/Connor/Rachel, Travis/Connor/Katie, Nico/Annabeth, Percy/Calypso, Nico/Bianca, Percy/Annabeth, Thalia/Luke, Clarisse/Silena, Annabeth/Rachel, Annabeth/Luke, Silena/Beckendorf, Rachel/Apollo, Nico/Rachel, Percy/Rachel, Percy/Nico.
The Princess DiariesMIA/MICHAEL
Five Forms Fat Louie Took Before He Settled
G. 1,245. Everyone thought that Fat Louie had settled - well, pretty much when Mia was six, even though that wasn’t possible. He’d just been this ugly, squash-faced orange cat with a big, pudgy belly for the last eight years. ... So it was a real shock for everyone when all of a sudden, Fat Louie was this 15-ton wrinkled elephant in the middle of the Plaza tea room, trumpeting and stomping on tea cakes.
The Four Times Michael Almost Called Mia from Tokyo, and Once He Decided Not to Call in New York
PG-13. 1,000. “You might be better off without her.”
Pushing DaisiesOTHER
Pushing Dandelions
PG. 1,205. You never forget the face of the person whose life you saved.
Union JGEN
Protection
G. 170. The sort of people who auditioned for the X Factor tended to have smaller daemons, or maybe mid-size.
This Town's Been All Over You
PG. 17,865. Crossover with One Direction. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). There are still wrought-iron lampposts on First Street, and all of the shop's facades are brick and big glass windows and draping awnings like wedding cakes. The street has been the same for as long as there's been a town, and there's been a town ever since people from the city realized they could get away from the world if they moved across the strait to the island. It's a nice place to live, Ella thinks. Small enough not to be on a map.
All I Want for Christmas is You (and You, and You...)
PG-13. 30,550. SEQUEL TO This Town's Been All Over You. Christmas on First Street is a magical time of year, where the snow dusts the rooftops and fairy lights drape over the windows and sometimes, just sometimes, everybody gets exactly what they want.
GEORGE/CAROLINE FLACK
Viva
R. 2,800. And this cherub-demon smiles at her, full of teeth and nervousness and cheekbones, and Caroline’s heart flutters in her chest a bit as she thinks, well. Christ.
GEORGE/HARRY STYLES
Genesis
M/NC-17. WIP.
So to the Alpha Man came God’s hand, and in His protection the Alpha Man fell into a deep sleep. The Lord God cradled him as He took one of the Alpha Man’s rib bones and closed its place with the dust of stars and the salt of the sea. He fashioned from the Alpha Man’s rib bone a second in His image, hollow but for love for God and love for the Alpha Man, and that was the omega man. When his eyes opened for the first time the Lord God blew dust from the Earth into his sight and blinded him but to love for God and love for the Alpha Man and He did tether them with dust and salt as sat in the Alpha Man’s wound.
George doesn’t believe in all that catechism anymore, but in the grand scheme of things, and in Clevedon, it doesn’t matter much.
This is a really plotty, meta, metaphorical, semi-dystopian-but-following-X-Factor-timeline-and-with-a-happy-ending, crackships-ahoy Alpha/beta/omega fic. Alpha!Harry/omega!George.
001. Part I
002. Part II
003. Part III
Let You Put Your Hands On Me In My Skin-Tight Jeans
M/NC-17. 11,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Completely self-indulgent bakery/coffeeshop AU with Harry Styles and George Shelley being adorable cuteface working boys who have crushes and then a lot of fairly dirty but cute sex. That's it, that's the story.
Routine
R. 207. Three-line fic meme fill.
GEORGE/HARRY STYLES/LOUIS TOMLINSON
Window Shopping
R. 57. Three-line fic meme fill.SERIES: Never Never Never Stop for Anyone
The World, It's Turning Inside-Out
M/NC-17. 15,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). The night before the first live show of X Factor's ninth series, George meets Harry and Louis in a nightclub.
I Don't Care What They Say
M/NC-17. 28,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). George looks for his place in the competition and in Harry- and Louis' relationship.
Can't You See Me Here on Overload
M/NC-17. 63,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Honestly, this is 63,000 words of D/s initiation, kink negotiation, sex, and Feeeeelings.
My Guilty Pleasure, I Ain't Going Nowhere
M/NC-17. 53,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). George is not James Bond, Louis gets jealous, Union J aren't safe in the competition, Louis gets jealous, and Harry twerks.
Baby, Just Say Yes
M/NC-17. 30,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This is a story about love, and also blowjobs, and also Barack Obama if you read between the lines.
Just What You're Worth
M/NC-17. 41,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Week #6 of the Live Shows of X Factor series 9; heavily influenced by Union J's song choice, "Fix You."
I Took No Time with the Fall
M/NC-17. 57,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This takes place during Week #7 of XF series 9. A thinly veiled love letter to Rylan Clark.
Playing by the Rules
M/NC-17. 26,335. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This takes place during Week #8 of XF series 9. Nobody likes Christopher and everyone likes George.
But I'll Be With You Wherever You Are
M/NC-17. 99,050. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). The final week for Union J and George on the X Factor passes, and to cheer George up, Harry and Louis go all out with a trip to see their biggest show ever.
GEORGE/JAYMI
Curiously Strong
PG-13. 3,750. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Four out of five people recommend being accidentally kissed by George Shelley on a regular basis.
When I Fell, You Pulled Me Through
G. 2,222. George's horns looked sharper when his hair was wet flat against his head. When Jaymi touched them, George purred and his tail flicked high over their heads. Four-year-old Jaymi finds a little demon and brings him home one day.
GEORGE/JOSH
Hold On Tight, Spidermonkey
PG-13. 5,150. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). So of course the first thing George does when he bounces into Blair's studio is bunnyhop over to Josh and throw his arms around his waist, chin on Josh's shoulder, and squeeze.
#meow
G. 400. Josh doesn’t even really mind the first time it happens. (Well, he never ends up minding, either, but if he were to mind, it should have been the first time that he woke up with a tiny black and white fuzzball kneading his chest with tiny prickle-claws.)
Oreo & Juliet (Or, The Five Times Oreo Ruined the Moment and the One Time He Caused It)
PG-13. 7,665. CO-WRITTEN WITH colazitron. After nearly two months of living with Josh, George is sure of one thing: that little black and white menace does not deserve a name as sweet as Oreo, but George would still not rather live anywhere else. Maybe that's two things?
Tails and Tinned Tuna
G. 650. He sort of misses George’s tail. Josh isn’t sure what that means, exactly, or which part of George the person turns into kitten-George’s tail, but he misses how it would flick against his wrist while he pet George and talked to him at night. A continuation to #meow, which will probably get lots of little bits and pieces because it's cute/fun to write.
GEORGE/LOUIS TOMLINSON
Comparisons
R. 47. Three-line fic meme fill.
JAYMI/JOSH
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart
PG-13. 180. A hidden rebel underneath their starched, pleated trousers and the neat Windsor knotting of Jaymi's tie.
JOSH/other
And Josh Went to the Aquarium by Himself
M/NC-17. 250. Josh had an unfortunate autocorrect that turned into crack headcanon and Lucy begged me for shark porn.
{Crossovers}ACROSS THE UNIVERSE/THE HUNGER GAMES/THE MATCHED TRILOGY
What They Don't Tell You About History
PG-13. 5,000. Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38°0' N, 97°0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we’ll start from the beginning.
THE CURSE WORKERS/ONE DIRECTION
We Are, Largely, Who We Remember Ourselves to Be
PG-13. 1,200. When Zayn Malik moved from Bradford to live with his auntie in Wolverhampton and began Grade 11 - two months late, on into October by the time he first sat down in class - one of the first things he learned was that in Wolverhampton, if you were a Worker, you either belonged to the Horans or the McGuinesses.
DOCTOR WHO/PARANORMALCY
The Very Last of Their Kind
G. 4,230. “I’m a Time Lord,” the Doctor said. “The last of the Time Lords. Why are you gold?”
“I’m full of souls,” Evie said. “The last of the Empty Ones.”
The Doctor took her hand in his and squeezed it gently. “I’m full of souls, too.”
HARRY POTTER/MISFITS
The Problem Is, They're The Asbo5 And There Are Only Four Houses at Hogwarts
PG-13. 1,500. Simon’s wandering invisible through London late one night - because really, it’s amazing what one sees when they’re invisible, isn’t it? What people will do when No One’s Watching - when he sees this dingy little pub on Charing Cross Road between a bookshop and a seedy-looking record shop. The Leaky Cauldron, Simon mouths.
HIS DARK MATERIALS/ONE DIRECTION
Just the Way You Are
G. 1,900. And yeah, it was really, really weird that Harry and Louis would just touch each other’s daemons like that was something people did in public. Or at all, as far as Zayn knew.
HIS DARK MATERIALS/THE PRINCESS DIARIES
Five Forms Fat Louie Took Before He Settled
G. 1,245. Everyone thought that Fat Louie had settled - well, pretty much when Mia was six, even though that wasn’t possible. He’d just been this ugly, squash-faced orange cat with a big, pudgy belly for the last eight years. ... So it was a real shock for everyone when all of a sudden, Fat Louie was this 15-ton wrinkled elephant in the middle of the Plaza tea room, trumpeting and stomping on tea cakes.
THE HUNGER GAMES/PUSHING DAISIES
Pushing Dandelions
PG. 1,205. You never forget the face of the person whose life you saved.
ONE DIRECTION/PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
SERIES: All Roads Lead in One Direction
[Various]. 10,400. And sometimes, demigods try out for the X Factor. And Apollo? Well, Apollo really likes his persona as Simon Cowell. ROUND-ROBIN WITH igrab. Origins
PG-13. 7,500. How demigods are born and made.
Dinner, Bootcamp, Destiny - igrab
G. 740. That night, there was a knock on the door and then the god of the sun strolled in. He was still Simon, because he was always Simon in England. He practically had more worshippers here than he'd had in Greece; he, of course, loved it.
Cupidity - igrab
PG. 730. They looked at each other, and something more than awareness sparked in their eyes.
Nothing Can Stop Me - igrab
PG-13. 1,400. She had learned, in her many years on this earth, that there were many other gods, many other demons, and many other magics. But she had still never met anyone quite like Haeres.
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Across the Universe (Revis)AMY/ELDER
Everything Your Teacher Says is Wrong
G. 42. Three-line AU meme fill.
GEN
What They Don't Tell You About History
PG-13. 5,000. Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38°0' N, 97°0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we’ll start from the beginning.
Anna and the French KissMULTIPLE PAIRINGS
À La Vôtre
PG-13. 5,775. On Memorial Day, they painted the living room bright blue.
The Boyfriend ListNOEL/ROO
Happy & Lucky
PG-13. 110. Three-Line fic meme fill.
The Caster Chronicles (Beautiful Creatures)ETHAN/LENA
Sometimes Jim Dies of Boredom
PG. 95. Three-Line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Five Dreams Link Never Meant to Steal
PG. 1,000. This incubus business, Link always thought, was no walk in the park. It wasn’t no afternoon at the Gatlin County Fair pickin’ up chicks and drinkin’ Coke, neither.
The Curse WorkersGEN/OTHER
We Are, Largely, Who We Remember Ourselves to Be
PG-13. 1,200. When Zayn Malik moved from Bradford to live with his auntie in Wolverhampton and began Grade 11 - two months late, on into October by the time he first sat down in class - one of the first things he learned was that in Wolverhampton, if you were a Worker, you either belonged to the Horans or the McGuinesses.
CASSEL/LILA
Foreplay
R. 96. Three-Line fic meme fill.
Wanderers
G. 86. Three-Line fic meme fill.
Doctor WhoAMY/RORY
Riddikulus
G. 72. Three-Line fic meme fill.
DOCTOR/RIVER
The Gallifreyans Are Coming!
G. 28. Three-Line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Very Last of Their Kind
G. 4,230. “I’m a Time Lord,” the Doctor said. “The last of the Time Lords. Why are you gold?”
“I’m full of souls,” Evie said. “The last of the Empty Ones.”
The Doctor took her hand in his and squeezed it gently. “I’m full of souls, too.”
Harry PotterREMUS/SIRIUS
Warnings
PG. 28. Three-Line fic meme fill.
SCORPIUS/ROSE
Muggle Studies
G. 45. Three-Line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Problem Is, They're The Asbo5 And There Are Only Four Houses at Hogwarts
PG-13. 1,500. Simon’s wandering invisible through London late one night - because really, it’s amazing what one sees when they’re invisible, isn’t it? What people will do when No One’s Watching - when he sees this dingy little pub on Charing Cross Road between a bookshop and a seedy-looking record shop. The Leaky Cauldron, Simon mouths.
The Hunger GamesSERIES: Five Loaves of Bread
M/NC-17. 78,000. KATNISS/PEETA. Whatever Panem's horrors, some things stay the same: bread and fire, life and loss. Dark Toast
M/NC-17. 34,000. How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Upside-Down Cake
M/NC-17. 15,000. How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve.
Capitol Pastries
M/NC-17. 29,000. The only person who wins the Hunger Games is Snow, and you know it. You gave up happy when you kept playing Snow's games.
SERIES: The Five Places Cinna Came From
M/NC-17. 86,000. CINNA/FINNICK. Cinna did not come from the Capitol. Five paths he took out of the Districts, and why he set a nation on fire. District Four (The Girl in the Water)
M/NC-17. 15,000. Cinna/Finnick, Finnick/Annie, Finnick/others.
District One (The Boy with the Trident)
M/NC-17. 18,000. Cinna/Finnick, Finnick/others.
District Five (The Boy on Fire)
M/NC-17. 10,300.Finnick/Annie.
District Twelve (The Girl with the Boy)
M/NC-17. 16,700. Cinna/OFC, Peeta/Katniss (sort of).
District Seven (The Moral of the Story)
M/NC-17. 19,800. Cinna/Finnick, Finnick/Annie, Katniss/Peeta, Finnick/others.
TIMESTAMP: Hurricane Season
G. 400. District Four 'verse, pre-story. Cinna looks up, skepticism in every brown line of his face. He’s a softer-looking child than any of the many Odairs. There is only one small Healy.
SERIES: The Tiny Peeta Diaries
PG. 9,000. Illustrated by everybodysbadintentions. A series of events around District Twelve as seen through the eyes of five-year-old Peeta Mellark, the earnest and inquisitive son of the baker. 001. Nighttime
002. Summertime
003. Family Time
004. Bathtime
005. School Time
ANNIE/FINNICK
Jolly Sailors Bold
G. 1,215. When Finnick came home from his Games, he had riches -- bloody gold for bloody deeds -- and a trident. So he bought a boat, and he looked out over that horizon.
Modern High School
G. 68. Three-line fic meme fill.
Mutant Powers
G. 107. Three-line fic meme fill.
CINNA/FINNICK
Gay Pride
PG. 47. Three-line fic meme fill.
Modern AU
PG. 89. Three-line fic meme fill.
GALE/KATNISS
Four Times Gale and Katniss Made Love, and One Time They Didn't
M/NC-17. 3,000. And all she said was, I know.
KATNISS/PEETA
At Camp Half-Blood
PG. 79. Three-line fic meme fill.
Disneyland
G. 56. Three-line fic meme fill.
The Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night
R. 1,200. Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Medieval Times
PG. 53. Three-line fic meme fill.
Peeta Mellark's Five Favorite Things to Bake
G. 2,435. Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once - a long time ago, now - known as District 12.
Pushing Dandelions
PG. 1,205. You never forget the face of the person whose life you saved.
Titanic
PG. 83. Three-line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Funeral Rites of Tributes
PG. 1,300. How Tributes are dead, but not how they died.
How Rue Became the Mockingjay
PG-13. 5,200. This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games in which the rule about District pairs winning is introduced on the first night of the Games rather than after Rue's death.
Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants
PG-13. 4,875. All of the stories The Hunger Games can't tell.
What They Don't Tell You About History
PG-13. 5,000. Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38°0' N, 97°0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we’ll start from the beginning.
MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Pairings for 15pairings
PG-13. 1,500. Gale/Madge, Prim/Rory, Cinna+Portia, Mr. Mellark/Mrs. Everdeen, Gale/Johanna, Finnick+Johanna, Haymitch+Brutus, Katniss/Peeta, Katniss/Gale, Cinna+Effie, Haymitch/Chaff, Finnick/Annie, Katniss+Finnick, Foxface/Thresh, Gloss/Glimmer.
Pure (Five Times Peeta Wasn't)
Peeta/Katniss, Peeta/Madge, Peeta/Delly, Peeta/Bristel, Madge/Gale.
M/NC-17. 2,515. This was inspired by a conversation I had with a friend about Peeta's tone when he tells Katniss, "You're so pure" in Catching Fire. Why isn't Peeta? What changed for him between THG and CF?
Valor, Valeria
Gale/Katniss, Gale/Madge, Gale/other(s), Finnick/Annie, Finnick/Cashmere, Finnick/other(s).
M/NC-17. 8,700. Gale sells and Finnick is sold, and there is no honor in Panem.
The Infernal DevicesMULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Drabbles for 15pairings
R. 1,500. Camille/Magnus, Jem/Sophie, Will/Jem, Tessa+Camille, Jem/Tessa, Thomas+Will+Jem, Henry/Charlotte, Will/Tessa, Tessa/Will/Jem, Thomas/Sophie, Will+Thomas, Jessamine/The Magister, Jessamine+Tessa, Tessa+Sophie, Jem+Charlotte.
The Matched TrilogyGEN
What They Don't Tell You About History
PG-13. 5,000. Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38°0' N, 97°0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we’ll start from the beginning.
MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Drabbles for 15pairings
PG. 1,500. Cassia/Xander, Cassia/Ky, Xander/Cassia/Ky, Lea/Joseph, Piper/Xander, Em/Dalen, Grandfather/Grandmother, Official+Ky, Em/Piper, Norah+Cassia, Lea/Piper, Xander/Ky, Ky/Livy, Patrick/Aida, Em+Cassia.
MisfitsGEN
The Problem Is, They're The Asbo5 And There Are Only Four Houses at Hogwarts
PG-13. 1,500. Simon’s wandering invisible through London late one night - because really, it’s amazing what one sees when they’re invisible, isn’t it? What people will do when No One’s Watching - when he sees this dingy little pub on Charing Cross Road between a bookshop and a seedy-looking record shop. The Leaky Cauldron, Simon mouths.
The Mortal InstrumentsALEC/CLARY
Everything In-Between
R. 1,100. People didn’t live in a binary vacuum. At least, Mundanes didn’t. Clary didn’t, either. And she wouldn’t let Alec.
ALEC/JACE
Five Times Alec Wrestled the Angel
R. 2,355. But young Alec looked at the sharp, hard, fighting planes of the Angel’s face, and his lithe, strong, eternal muscles, and he looked at Jacob: tired, dark-haired, blue-eyed, and human. He loved the Angel, it was clear in the painting. Jacob, like Jonathan Shadowhunter and like Alec himself, loved the Angel. But still: he would never not lose.
GEN
The Things Max Left Behind
PG-13. 1,000. She pulled Issue #8 off the shelf and ran her palm over the familiar, glossy spine. She would buy this and bring it to the Institute’s Library, in honor of Max.
MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Drabbles for 15pairings
PG-13. 1,500. Simon/Isabelle, Maia+Luke, Jace/Aline, Jace/Alec, Michael Wayland + Valentine Morgenstern, Jocelyn/Luke, Jace/Isabelle, Alec/Isabelle, Alec/Magnus, Magnus/Jace, Clary/Sebastian, Clary/Simon, Isabelle/Sebastian, Jace/Kaelie, Jace/Clary.
The Five Girls Jace Wishes He Hadn't Slept With and the Reason Why
M/NC-17. 2,600. Jace/Clary, Jace/Isabelle, Jace/Kaelie, Jace/Tessa, Jace/Aline, Jace/other, Clary/Simon.
This is for Clary. This is for Clary because this is for him.
One DirectionSERIES: All Roads Lead in One Direction
[Various]. 10,400. And sometimes, demigods try out for the X Factor. And Apollo? Well, Apollo really likes his persona as Simon Cowell. ROUND-ROBIN WITH igrab. Origins
PG-13. 7,500. How demigods are born and made.
Dinner, Bootcamp, Destiny - igrab
G. 740. That night, there was a knock on the door and then the god of the sun strolled in. He was still Simon, because he was always Simon in England. He practically had more worshippers here than he'd had in Greece; he, of course, loved it.
Cupidity - igrab
PG. 730. They looked at each other, and something more than awareness sparked in their eyes.
Nothing Can Stop Me - igrab
PG-13. 1,400. She had learned, in her many years on this earth, that there were many other gods, many other demons, and many other magics. But she had still never met anyone quite like Haeres.
HARRY/AIDEN GRIMSHAW/LOUIS
(Blokes in) Cardigans
R. 27,250. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona).
"What d'you think, Aidey?" asks Louis, sort of rocking his hips against Harry. "Up for a ménage à trois?"
HARRY/CAROLINE FLACK
[Untitled]
M/NC-17. 1,050. PWP. There is no plot. It is just smut. There is no redeeming literary value whatsoever. At all.
Modesty
R. 104. Three-line fic meme fill.
Young Girl
M/NC-17. 143. Three-line fic meme fill.
HARRY/GEORGE SHELLEY
Genesis
M/NC-17. WIP.
So to the Alpha Man came God’s hand, and in His protection the Alpha Man fell into a deep sleep. The Lord God cradled him as He took one of the Alpha Man’s rib bones and closed its place with the dust of stars and the salt of the sea. He fashioned from the Alpha Man’s rib bone a second in His image, hollow but for love for God and love for the Alpha Man, and that was the omega man. When his eyes opened for the first time the Lord God blew dust from the Earth into his sight and blinded him but to love for God and love for the Alpha Man and He did tether them with dust and salt as sat in the Alpha Man’s wound.
George doesn’t believe in all that catechism anymore, but in the grand scheme of things, and in Clevedon, it doesn’t matter much.
This is a really plotty, meta, metaphorical, semi-dystopian-but-following-X-Factor-timeline-and-with-a-happy-ending, crackships-ahoy Alpha/beta/omega fic. Alpha!Harry/omega!George.
001. Part I
002. Part II
003. Part III
Let You Put Your Hands On Me In My Skin-Tight Jeans
M/NC-17. 11,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Completely self-indulgent bakery/coffeeshop AU with Harry Styles and George Shelley being adorable cuteface working boys who have crushes and then a lot of fairly dirty but cute sex. That's it, that's the story.
Routine
R. 207. Three-line fic meme fill.
HARRY/GEORGE SHELLEY/LOUIS
Window Shopping
R. 57. Three-line fic meme fill.SERIES: Never Never Never Stop for Anyone
The World, It's Turning Inside-Out
M/NC-17. 15,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). The night before the first live show of X Factor's ninth series, George meets Harry and Louis in a nightclub.
I Don't Care What They Say
M/NC-17. 28,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). George looks for his place in the competition and in Harry- and Louis' relationship.
Can't You See Me Here on Overload
M/NC-17. 63,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Honestly, this is 63,000 words of D/s initiation, kink negotiation, sex, and Feeeeelings.
My Guilty Pleasure, I Ain't Going Nowhere
M/NC-17. 53,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). George is not James Bond, Louis gets jealous, Union J aren't safe in the competition, Louis gets jealous, and Harry twerks.
Baby, Just Say Yes
M/NC-17. 30,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This is a story about love, and also blowjobs, and also Barack Obama if you read between the lines.
Just What You're Worth
M/NC-17. 41,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Week #6 of the Live Shows of X Factor series 9; heavily influenced by Union J's song choice, "Fix You."
I Took No Time with the Fall
M/NC-17. 57,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This takes place during Week #7 of XF series 9. A thinly veiled love letter to Rylan Clark.
Playing by the Rules
M/NC-17. 26,335. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This takes place during Week #8 of XF series 9. Nobody likes Christopher and everyone likes George.
But I'll Be With You Wherever You Are
M/NC-17. 99,050. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). The final week for Union J and George on the X Factor passes, and to cheer George up, Harry and Louis go all out with a trip to see their biggest show ever.
HARRY/LOUIS
Aphrodisiac
M/NC-17. 4,050. The day he made roasted asparagus tips wrapped in Serrano ham with lemon aïoli, Louis knew: Harry Styles was trying to seduce him.
Green-Eyed Monster
PG-13. 81. Three-line fic meme fill.
The Man in the Mirror
PG. 3,350. Pre-X Factor Bodyswap: "There’s some woman he’d never seen before - pretty, with long dark hair, but very much not his mum - leaning into his room, and it was not his room, it was some tidy orange and brown room with Lord of the Rings posters all over the walls and that was very much not his red-and-white and messy room and why was he not in his room and -"
May You Enjoy Your New Life
M/NC-17. 265,000. When One Direction begins, Harry Styles is a sixteen-year-old boy foundering under the pressure of impending fatherhood. His ability to balance the sobering responsibility of caring for his tiny daughter, Millie, and the exhilaration of seeing his own dreams coming to fruition affects not only his future, but those of Liam, Zayn, Niall, and Louis, who never expected fealty to be the key to their success. But Liam is the first to show him how to grow up without growing old, and Zayn is the first to defend from the public what is private and precious. Louis -- Louis is the first for a lot of things; for most of the moments of Millie's life and for the moments of Harry's that matter. And Niall is the first to toast when Millie is born: Go maire sibh bhur saol nua -- 'may you enjoy your new life.'
001. Part I
002. Part II
003. Part III
004. Part IV
005. Part V
006. Part VI
007. Part VII
008. Part VIII
009. Part IX
010. Part X
011. Part XI
012. Part XII
013. Part XIII
014. Part XIV
015. Part XV
016. Part XVI
017. Part XVII
018. Part XVIII
019. Part XIX
020. Part XX
021. Part XXI
022. Part XXII
023. Part XXIII
024. Part XXIV
025. Part XXV
026. Part XXVI
027. Part XXVII
028. Part XXVIII
029. Part XXIX
030. Part XXX
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Eggstirbakin
G. 2,050. TIMESTAMP. On the Christmas Eve that Louis turns thirty -- thirty; it doesn’t seem possible - Millie has just turned eleven, Lux has just put a blue streak in Millie’s hair at a sleepover, and the only thing on her Christmas list is “a tattoo.”
May You Enjoy Your Cadbury Eggs
G. 3,050. TIMESTAMP. Takes place during Chapter 24. Millie nods staunchly. “I will hatch every eggs.”
Morning Sex
R. 128. Three-line fic meme fill.
Schrödinger's Cat (Or, the Five Times Harry and Louis Both Met and Did Not Meet)
PG-13. 15,200. "Schrödinger's cat" is a paradox applied within the many-worlds theory of quantum mechanics which basically posits that if you have a box containing a cat and a flask of poison, until you open the box and determine whether the cat is dead or alive, it is both; within the theory of multiple universes, the box is a branching point, or a moment of divergence between the universe in which the cat is alive and the universe in which the cat is dead. Both are true in their own worlds. When two people are fated to be together, their lives are full of such branching moments, instances that split the universe in two more actualities, one that begins their future together and one in which they have to wait a bit longer still. These are the five moments in which Harry and Louis both did, and did not, meet.
Snips & Snails
PG-13. 1,565. Midway between Louis’s fourteenth birthday and Harry’s, they fully realized that not everyone behaved the way they did. They never talked about it; Harry noticed the way Louis sat more rigidly beside him in public, like he didn’t want to let his ankle or arm brush against Harry’s lest anyone see.
HARRY/ZAYN
Hot & Drunk
R. 41. Three-line fic meme fill.
LOUIS/GEORGE SHELLEY
Comparisons
R. 47. Three-line fic meme fill.
LOUIS/ZAYN
Afternoon
R. 74. Three-line fic meme fill.
Monogamy
PG-13. 101. Three-line fic meme fill.
NIALL/ZAYN
Habañero
G. 56. Three-line fic meme fill.
GEN
Incandescence
G. 650. Harry just simply doesn’t notice Liam, even when he’s the one hanging from Harry’s shoulders, grinning in him in just that right way, sorting through Harry’s curls in just that way he likes. Harry doesn’t notice, and just goes on cradling Louis and giggling with Niall and making his eyes smolder at Zayn anyway.
Just the Way You Are
G. 1,900. And yeah, it was really, really weird that Harry and Louis would just touch each other’s daemons like that was something people did in public. Or at all, as far as Zayn knew.
This Town's Been All Over You
PG. 17,865. Crossover with Union J, Ella Henderson. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). There are still wrought-iron lampposts on First Street, and all of the shop's facades are brick and big glass windows and draping awnings like wedding cakes. The street has been the same for as long as there's been a town, and there's been a town ever since people from the city realized they could get away from the world if they moved across the strait to the island. It's a nice place to live, Ella thinks. Small enough not to be on a map.
All I Want for Christmas is You (and You, and You...)
PG-13. 30,550. SEQUEL TO This Town's Been All Over You. Christmas on First Street is a magical time of year, where the snow dusts the rooftops and fairy lights drape over the windows and sometimes, just sometimes, everybody gets exactly what they want.
We Are, Largely, Who We Remember Ourselves to Be
PG-13. 1,200. When Zayn Malik moved from Bradford to live with his auntie in Wolverhampton and began Grade 11 - two months late, on into October by the time he first sat down in class - one of the first things he learned was that in Wolverhampton, if you were a Worker, you either belonged to the Horans or the McGuinesses.
ParanormalcyEVIE/LEND
Duplicity
PG-13. 78. Three-line fic meme fill.
The Five People Evie's Done It With (And All of Them Are Lend!)
R. 1,000. “You know, I’m feeling a little objectified.”
Wild
G. 54. Three-line fic meme fill.
GEN
The Very Last of Their Kind
G. 4,230. “I’m a Time Lord,” the Doctor said. “The last of the Time Lords. Why are you gold?”
“I’m full of souls,” Evie said. “The last of the Empty Ones.”
The Doctor took her hand in his and squeezed it gently. “I’m full of souls, too.”
Percy Jackson and the OlympiansANNABETH/NICO/PERCY
Happy Endings
PG-13. 1,600. Because that’s the thing about being a young hero. The words ‘young’ and ‘hero’ are linked, inseparable. Finite. But young heroes someday grow up. And they have to find something to do, even if they can’t fight monsters and make worlds anymore.
Overwhelming
M/NC-17. 87. Three-line fic meme fill.
NICO/PERCY
Nico's Five Seven Worst Qualities (And Why They Make Percy Love Him More)
PG-13. 2,020. Γαστριμαργία (Gluttony), Ὑπερηφανία (Pride), Λύπη (Sloth), Ὀργή (Wrath), Κενοδοξία (Envy), Φιλαργυρία (Greed), Πορνεία (Lust).
Percy's Five Seven Virtues (And How Nico Corrupted Them All)
PG-13. 5,100. Υπομονή (Patience), Αγνότητα (Chastity), Φιλανθρωπία (Charity), Επιμέλεια (Diligence), Ευγένεια (Kindness), Μετριοπάθεια (Temperance), Ταπεινότητα (Humility).
PERCY/RACHEL
The Five Worst Ways to Keep the Virgin Part of the Oracle of Delphi
M/NC-17. 1,800. Of course Percy knows she’s the Virgin Oracle of Delphi. That’s what makes it so much fun.
MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
Fifteen Drabbles for 15pairings
PG-13. 1,500. Travis/Connor/Rachel, Travis/Connor/Katie, Nico/Annabeth, Percy/Calypso, Nico/Bianca, Percy/Annabeth, Thalia/Luke, Clarisse/Silena, Annabeth/Rachel, Annabeth/Luke, Silena/Beckendorf, Rachel/Apollo, Nico/Rachel, Percy/Rachel, Percy/Nico.
The Princess DiariesMIA/MICHAEL
Five Forms Fat Louie Took Before He Settled
G. 1,245. Everyone thought that Fat Louie had settled - well, pretty much when Mia was six, even though that wasn’t possible. He’d just been this ugly, squash-faced orange cat with a big, pudgy belly for the last eight years. ... So it was a real shock for everyone when all of a sudden, Fat Louie was this 15-ton wrinkled elephant in the middle of the Plaza tea room, trumpeting and stomping on tea cakes.
The Four Times Michael Almost Called Mia from Tokyo, and Once He Decided Not to Call in New York
PG-13. 1,000. “You might be better off without her.”
Pushing DaisiesOTHER
Pushing Dandelions
PG. 1,205. You never forget the face of the person whose life you saved.
Union JGEN
Protection
G. 170. The sort of people who auditioned for the X Factor tended to have smaller daemons, or maybe mid-size.
This Town's Been All Over You
PG. 17,865. Crossover with One Direction. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). There are still wrought-iron lampposts on First Street, and all of the shop's facades are brick and big glass windows and draping awnings like wedding cakes. The street has been the same for as long as there's been a town, and there's been a town ever since people from the city realized they could get away from the world if they moved across the strait to the island. It's a nice place to live, Ella thinks. Small enough not to be on a map.
All I Want for Christmas is You (and You, and You...)
PG-13. 30,550. SEQUEL TO This Town's Been All Over You. Christmas on First Street is a magical time of year, where the snow dusts the rooftops and fairy lights drape over the windows and sometimes, just sometimes, everybody gets exactly what they want.
GEORGE/CAROLINE FLACK
Viva
R. 2,800. And this cherub-demon smiles at her, full of teeth and nervousness and cheekbones, and Caroline’s heart flutters in her chest a bit as she thinks, well. Christ.
GEORGE/HARRY STYLES
Genesis
M/NC-17. WIP.
So to the Alpha Man came God’s hand, and in His protection the Alpha Man fell into a deep sleep. The Lord God cradled him as He took one of the Alpha Man’s rib bones and closed its place with the dust of stars and the salt of the sea. He fashioned from the Alpha Man’s rib bone a second in His image, hollow but for love for God and love for the Alpha Man, and that was the omega man. When his eyes opened for the first time the Lord God blew dust from the Earth into his sight and blinded him but to love for God and love for the Alpha Man and He did tether them with dust and salt as sat in the Alpha Man’s wound.
George doesn’t believe in all that catechism anymore, but in the grand scheme of things, and in Clevedon, it doesn’t matter much.
This is a really plotty, meta, metaphorical, semi-dystopian-but-following-X-Factor-timeline-and-with-a-happy-ending, crackships-ahoy Alpha/beta/omega fic. Alpha!Harry/omega!George.
001. Part I
002. Part II
003. Part III
Let You Put Your Hands On Me In My Skin-Tight Jeans
M/NC-17. 11,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Completely self-indulgent bakery/coffeeshop AU with Harry Styles and George Shelley being adorable cuteface working boys who have crushes and then a lot of fairly dirty but cute sex. That's it, that's the story.
Routine
R. 207. Three-line fic meme fill.
GEORGE/HARRY STYLES/LOUIS TOMLINSON
Window Shopping
R. 57. Three-line fic meme fill.SERIES: Never Never Never Stop for Anyone
The World, It's Turning Inside-Out
M/NC-17. 15,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). The night before the first live show of X Factor's ninth series, George meets Harry and Louis in a nightclub.
I Don't Care What They Say
M/NC-17. 28,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). George looks for his place in the competition and in Harry- and Louis' relationship.
Can't You See Me Here on Overload
M/NC-17. 63,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Honestly, this is 63,000 words of D/s initiation, kink negotiation, sex, and Feeeeelings.
My Guilty Pleasure, I Ain't Going Nowhere
M/NC-17. 53,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). George is not James Bond, Louis gets jealous, Union J aren't safe in the competition, Louis gets jealous, and Harry twerks.
Baby, Just Say Yes
M/NC-17. 30,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This is a story about love, and also blowjobs, and also Barack Obama if you read between the lines.
Just What You're Worth
M/NC-17. 41,000. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Week #6 of the Live Shows of X Factor series 9; heavily influenced by Union J's song choice, "Fix You."
I Took No Time with the Fall
M/NC-17. 57,500. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This takes place during Week #7 of XF series 9. A thinly veiled love letter to Rylan Clark.
Playing by the Rules
M/NC-17. 26,335. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). This takes place during Week #8 of XF series 9. Nobody likes Christopher and everyone likes George.
But I'll Be With You Wherever You Are
M/NC-17. 99,050. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). The final week for Union J and George on the X Factor passes, and to cheer George up, Harry and Louis go all out with a trip to see their biggest show ever.
GEORGE/JAYMI
Curiously Strong
PG-13. 3,750. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). Four out of five people recommend being accidentally kissed by George Shelley on a regular basis.
When I Fell, You Pulled Me Through
G. 2,222. George's horns looked sharper when his hair was wet flat against his head. When Jaymi touched them, George purred and his tail flicked high over their heads. Four-year-old Jaymi finds a little demon and brings him home one day.
GEORGE/JOSH
Hold On Tight, Spidermonkey
PG-13. 5,150. CO-WRITTEN WITH spibsy (lucy_and_ramona). So of course the first thing George does when he bounces into Blair's studio is bunnyhop over to Josh and throw his arms around his waist, chin on Josh's shoulder, and squeeze.
#meow
G. 400. Josh doesn’t even really mind the first time it happens. (Well, he never ends up minding, either, but if he were to mind, it should have been the first time that he woke up with a tiny black and white fuzzball kneading his chest with tiny prickle-claws.)
Oreo & Juliet (Or, The Five Times Oreo Ruined the Moment and the One Time He Caused It)
PG-13. 7,665. CO-WRITTEN WITH colazitron. After nearly two months of living with Josh, George is sure of one thing: that little black and white menace does not deserve a name as sweet as Oreo, but George would still not rather live anywhere else. Maybe that's two things?
Tails and Tinned Tuna
G. 650. He sort of misses George’s tail. Josh isn’t sure what that means, exactly, or which part of George the person turns into kitten-George’s tail, but he misses how it would flick against his wrist while he pet George and talked to him at night. A continuation to #meow, which will probably get lots of little bits and pieces because it's cute/fun to write.
GEORGE/LOUIS TOMLINSON
Comparisons
R. 47. Three-line fic meme fill.
JAYMI/JOSH
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart
PG-13. 180. A hidden rebel underneath their starched, pleated trousers and the neat Windsor knotting of Jaymi's tie.
JOSH/other
And Josh Went to the Aquarium by Himself
M/NC-17. 250. Josh had an unfortunate autocorrect that turned into crack headcanon and Lucy begged me for shark porn.
{Crossovers}ACROSS THE UNIVERSE/THE HUNGER GAMES/THE MATCHED TRILOGY
What They Don't Tell You About History
PG-13. 5,000. Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38°0' N, 97°0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we’ll start from the beginning.
THE CURSE WORKERS/ONE DIRECTION
We Are, Largely, Who We Remember Ourselves to Be
PG-13. 1,200. When Zayn Malik moved from Bradford to live with his auntie in Wolverhampton and began Grade 11 - two months late, on into October by the time he first sat down in class - one of the first things he learned was that in Wolverhampton, if you were a Worker, you either belonged to the Horans or the McGuinesses.
DOCTOR WHO/PARANORMALCY
The Very Last of Their Kind
G. 4,230. “I’m a Time Lord,” the Doctor said. “The last of the Time Lords. Why are you gold?”
“I’m full of souls,” Evie said. “The last of the Empty Ones.”
The Doctor took her hand in his and squeezed it gently. “I’m full of souls, too.”
HARRY POTTER/MISFITS
The Problem Is, They're The Asbo5 And There Are Only Four Houses at Hogwarts
PG-13. 1,500. Simon’s wandering invisible through London late one night - because really, it’s amazing what one sees when they’re invisible, isn’t it? What people will do when No One’s Watching - when he sees this dingy little pub on Charing Cross Road between a bookshop and a seedy-looking record shop. The Leaky Cauldron, Simon mouths.
HIS DARK MATERIALS/ONE DIRECTION
Just the Way You Are
G. 1,900. And yeah, it was really, really weird that Harry and Louis would just touch each other’s daemons like that was something people did in public. Or at all, as far as Zayn knew.
HIS DARK MATERIALS/THE PRINCESS DIARIES
Five Forms Fat Louie Took Before He Settled
G. 1,245. Everyone thought that Fat Louie had settled - well, pretty much when Mia was six, even though that wasn’t possible. He’d just been this ugly, squash-faced orange cat with a big, pudgy belly for the last eight years. ... So it was a real shock for everyone when all of a sudden, Fat Louie was this 15-ton wrinkled elephant in the middle of the Plaza tea room, trumpeting and stomping on tea cakes.
THE HUNGER GAMES/PUSHING DAISIES
Pushing Dandelions
PG. 1,205. You never forget the face of the person whose life you saved.
ONE DIRECTION/PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
SERIES: All Roads Lead in One Direction
[Various]. 10,400. And sometimes, demigods try out for the X Factor. And Apollo? Well, Apollo really likes his persona as Simon Cowell. ROUND-ROBIN WITH igrab. Origins
PG-13. 7,500. How demigods are born and made.
Dinner, Bootcamp, Destiny - igrab
G. 740. That night, there was a knock on the door and then the god of the sun strolled in. He was still Simon, because he was always Simon in England. He practically had more worshippers here than he'd had in Greece; he, of course, loved it.
Cupidity - igrab
PG. 730. They looked at each other, and something more than awareness sparked in their eyes.
Nothing Can Stop Me - igrab
PG-13. 1,400. She had learned, in her many years on this earth, that there were many other gods, many other demons, and many other magics. But she had still never met anyone quite like Haeres.
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