peasant cures--- i like
DID YOU KNOW THAT...
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost
immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by
traditional
"pain relievers."
Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for
burns?
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with
mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong
Altoid
Peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of Horseradish
in
a cup of Olive Oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it
as
a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and
take
1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two
tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms.
Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost
instantly -- even though the product has never been advertised for
this
use.
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of
Preparation H, CAREFULLY rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The
hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling
instantly.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of
honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps
the
skin
sterile and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail
fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful
antiseptic
leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from
loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear Nail Polish
to
the threads of the screws before tightening them.
Coca-Cola Cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers.
Saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain.
The
phosphoric acid in the Coke is what gets the job done.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer.... If menacing bees,
wasps,
hornets or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the
insecticide (or even if you CAN), try a spritz of Formula 409. Insects
drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover... pour a drop of Elmer's Glue over the
splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter
sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's Tomato Paste Boil Cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato
paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothes the pain and
brings the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a
few
drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
Heinz Vinegar To heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar
and
apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness
and
speeds up the healing process.
Kill fleas instantly. Dawn Dish Washing Liquid does the trick. Add a
Few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse
well
to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas!
Rainy day cure for dog odor.. Next time your dog comes in from the
rain, wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly
making
your dog smell springtime fresh.
Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil
in
your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat
once
daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites,
and
accelerates healing.
Vaseline cure for hair balls...... To prevent troublesome hair balls,
apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. Kitty
will
lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass
easily
through the digestive system.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore!
Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the
microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly and apply the mixture to your
hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
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made new icon pics!!!!!!! YAY!!!!
the next set i make are going to be a mixture of coco and rainbows... haha
Ms. Milnamow (how do you spell her name? i wonder) instead of saying Van Gogh, she said "Van Goth". not once, but repeatedly. she claims she's a huge fan of impressionism but how can she be a fan if she can't even say his name right!?!?!?!
and she doesn't have an accent.
and then she says he was depressed.
really?
hmmm after all, when a painter cuts of his ear and gives it to a prostitute so she won't leave, goes in and out of insane aslyums throughout his later years and then finally commits suicide.... wouldn't he be a little depressed?
talk about understating the obvious.
-shouts out to all art and music lovers-
WOOT WOOT
^.^
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost
immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by
traditional
"pain relievers."
Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for
burns?
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with
mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong
Altoid
Peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of Horseradish
in
a cup of Olive Oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it
as
a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and
take
1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two
tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms.
Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost
instantly -- even though the product has never been advertised for
this
use.
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of
Preparation H, CAREFULLY rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The
hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling
instantly.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of
honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps
the
skin
sterile and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail
fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful
antiseptic
leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from
loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear Nail Polish
to
the threads of the screws before tightening them.
Coca-Cola Cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers.
Saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain.
The
phosphoric acid in the Coke is what gets the job done.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer.... If menacing bees,
wasps,
hornets or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the
insecticide (or even if you CAN), try a spritz of Formula 409. Insects
drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover... pour a drop of Elmer's Glue over the
splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter
sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's Tomato Paste Boil Cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato
paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothes the pain and
brings the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a
few
drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
Heinz Vinegar To heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar
and
apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness
and
speeds up the healing process.
Kill fleas instantly. Dawn Dish Washing Liquid does the trick. Add a
Few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse
well
to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas!
Rainy day cure for dog odor.. Next time your dog comes in from the
rain, wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly
making
your dog smell springtime fresh.
Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil
in
your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat
once
daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites,
and
accelerates healing.
Vaseline cure for hair balls...... To prevent troublesome hair balls,
apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. Kitty
will
lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass
easily
through the digestive system.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore!
Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the
microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly and apply the mixture to your
hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
made new icon pics!!!!!!! YAY!!!!
the next set i make are going to be a mixture of coco and rainbows... haha
Ms. Milnamow (how do you spell her name? i wonder) instead of saying Van Gogh, she said "Van Goth". not once, but repeatedly. she claims she's a huge fan of impressionism but how can she be a fan if she can't even say his name right!?!?!?!
and she doesn't have an accent.
and then she says he was depressed.
really?
hmmm after all, when a painter cuts of his ear and gives it to a prostitute so she won't leave, goes in and out of insane aslyums throughout his later years and then finally commits suicide.... wouldn't he be a little depressed?
talk about understating the obvious.
-shouts out to all art and music lovers-
WOOT WOOT
^.^