so this was my night/morning.
wine and bullets: hey want to hear a funny story about ass fucking.
frvrhplss1: haha. well. now i do.
wine and bullets: i dont know if its gonna be funny telling it online. but yea
wine and bullets: okay my friends bf has a rep of being REALLY good in bed
wine and bullets: this all happened before they got together
wine and bullets: so he was at a bar one day and this chick walks up to him and is like ya you slept with my friend and she said you're really good and i want to see for myself he's like arite. shes like theres one thing i havent ever done that i want to do hes like what shes like i want to have anal sex
wine and bullets: hes like. umm. okay. so they're fucking around and getting into it. she gets on all fours and is like okay go. hes like. dont you want to 'prep' before i do this
wine and bullets: shes like no go
wine and bullets: shes on the edge of the bed or something. and she said something to piss him off. so he grabs her by the hips and RAMS into her
wine and bullets: she goes flying hits her nose on the headboard and breaks it
wine and bullets: yet. she still aske him to keep going. broken nose and all.
frvrhplss1: hahahaha
frvrhplss1: now thats a girl id wanna bring home to mom.
wine and bullets: hahahahahahaha
wine and bullets: same. :-\
good things. (not the story) although it is funny. but yeah.
frvrhplss1: haha. well. now i do.
wine and bullets: i dont know if its gonna be funny telling it online. but yea
wine and bullets: okay my friends bf has a rep of being REALLY good in bed
wine and bullets: this all happened before they got together
wine and bullets: so he was at a bar one day and this chick walks up to him and is like ya you slept with my friend and she said you're really good and i want to see for myself he's like arite. shes like theres one thing i havent ever done that i want to do hes like what shes like i want to have anal sex
wine and bullets: hes like. umm. okay. so they're fucking around and getting into it. she gets on all fours and is like okay go. hes like. dont you want to 'prep' before i do this
wine and bullets: shes like no go
wine and bullets: shes on the edge of the bed or something. and she said something to piss him off. so he grabs her by the hips and RAMS into her
wine and bullets: she goes flying hits her nose on the headboard and breaks it
wine and bullets: yet. she still aske him to keep going. broken nose and all.
frvrhplss1: hahahaha
frvrhplss1: now thats a girl id wanna bring home to mom.
wine and bullets: hahahahahahaha
wine and bullets: same. :-\
good things. (not the story) although it is funny. but yeah.