If you know what's good for you, you'll go read these two fics by the lovely, insane, ridiculously awesome
sakura_no_mi.
1. I may or may not have inadvertently challenged her to write some angst-free porn, involving Sam and Dean...and a television set...and maybe each other's hands...I don't know, but
she did it.
2. Next, the saucy little minx filled my prompt over at the
Get Bent Commentfic Meme. I needed me some Smith/Wesson, file room sex, and baby you better believe she filled it. And yes, pun totally intended.
Now,
READ IT!
And give her snuggles and cookies, because she deserves it.