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KELLY IS A CUNT!
BY:
DREW AND CHRISTINA
well..christina and i just got the cops called on us for the most ridiculous reason
our dear friend kelly decided she would call the cops on us because we had her guitar at our apartment
we have been having problems for a while now
basically.yes i got pissed because i couldnt use their washer and dryer
any friend i have wouldnt mind that
especially once a month
especially a GOOD friend
well..not much has been said the past month until last week
when i tried to cool things down a bit and talk to her on the internet
well it turned around and she started caps locking everything she was typing and saying the most bullshit things
so..the way i see it
im not going to argue over the internet
so i called and i decided then and there if she didnt pick up
i was gonna lose it
well she didnt answer
and i basically told her i never wanted to see or speak to her again
anyways
back to tonight
i called and left text messages today telling her to get her fucking guitar out of our apartment
she brought it over here one night cuz her most wonderful boyfriend threw her ass out
frankly i got tired of looking at it in the corner of our living room
and the final message said if you dont come get your guitar by tomorrow night at 9
im sitting on the balcony and what happens..HAPPENS!!!!
she doesnt work ..and she doesnt go to school ..all she does is sit on the couch watch american idol
and eat cake icing...HOW SICK IS THAT!?
but she is a pussy and cant come without souriya because she is scared of christina and i
christina was not even involved
little miss kelly changed all of that by calling her and bitching at her about it, then souriya grabbed the phone and also started yelling...because come on, how could he resist releasing some of that anger he had pent up
and when im pissed and christinas pissed...WATCH OUT
souriya threatened to "fuck us up"
so obviously we dont want him coming over here
and that is exactly what we told them. we said we did not want him coming to our apartment. it was made very clear.
so what happens. kelly text messages christina saying that he is coming over, whether we like it or not basicly.
well, no, im sorry. that was not going to happen.
so we just said that if he comes anywhere near our apartment we are not going to let him in.
you see, christina and i both hate souriya. hate him with a passion that is not healthy.
also, he has a bad temper, fuck hes kicked kelly in the stomach. whats to stop him from going nuts on us?
she proceeds to text message christina back saying that if we dont open the door on souriya theyll have the cops bust open our door.
ill repeat that.
if we dont open the door on souriya theyll have the cops bust open our door.
ya.
so drew and christina are on their way to get a restraining order against souriya sinpraseuth, and oh on the way out of the apartment complex what do we see. two cop cars pulling in. two cop cars.
it didnt take just one cop to retreive kellys guitar...no.
i cannot imagine the shit they had to tell those poor cops to get them to come over.
i feel sorry that they had to set foot in that disgusting house of theirs. pity.
so the cops get here...me and christina are ready to throw down
the stupid bitch couldnt even get off her ass long enough to put pants on to come with the cops
she wore her pajamas
but she did have time to put makeup on to hide that ugly mug of hers
btw..that haircut makes you look fatter then you already are
me and christina start yelling and the cops have to calm us down, they did this a few times
oh also..she hid behind them the whole time. she didnt make eye contact with us once. did not say a fucking word either.
souriya couldnt even be a man and come along with her. if he was, he was hiding in the cop car. surprising, seeing as how the whole issue with us was for him not to come over here. he probably didnt want to show up for fear of us telling the cops THE TRUTH that he made threats of physical violence in front of him. anyway, he is a god damn pussy and does not deserve anything he has.
so we gave the guitar back...and told them that her boyfriend threatened us
they reacted "really..??" kelly and souriya obviously left that glorious tidbit out. how convenient for them.
and she says we threatened her first which is the biggest lie ive ever heard but whatever..
if thats how she wants to play it...then thats fine
she really did look like an idiot
so when she said that i grabbed christina and said...this is fuckin done
and of course i couldnt keep my mouth closed and i said CYA BITCH
and she said what did you just call me
i was like what are you gonna do about it
so me and christina both just start yelling shit at her while we walk back up to our apartment
shit was just pouring out of our mouths. word vomit at its best.
she didnt say a god damn thing because she is a pussy
but hey..it is over now...she has lost the last friends she had in this world.
she has completely fucked her shit up.
oh wait a sec...she still has souriya
who by the way has physically abused her, treats her like a whore(which by the way she is, hell if any guy was getting laid practicly every day hed pay for anything)and shes engaged to him.
i can see it now....kelly, a house wife, raising 11 half-asian fucked up looking kids. got a college degree but never used it. living in the house that souriyas parents bought. his family coming over every other night, kelly hiding in her bedroom afraid to go out even to ask souriya to make her macaronni and cheese.
and souriya, well...he will lead an exciting life building moon bugggies.
sidenote: by christina
it takes A LOT to make me this mad. kelly has crossed the line completely. this was not my fight until she called me out of nowhere and pulled me into it. i gave her several opportunities to exclude me. i told her at least three times that i did not want to talk about it. i even hung up on her because i could not take hearing her whiny shreik any longer. but no. she wouldnt stop. this is what you fucking get. you do not fuck with me. i am never speaking to you ever again. you will not be hired at hastings either. by the way, i was extremely mad that you used me as a reference without asking me first. for one thing, my boss caught me off guard when he asked me about you. i would have liked not to be surprised like that. it is my job. and you especially do not fuck with my job. but i am not about to put my job on the line for you. you may have thought it was alright. you wouldnt understand that because you dont know anything about keeping a job or true responsibility. you go to school. good for you. fuck off.
this is our story and we are sticking to it
BY:
DREW AND CHRISTINA
well..christina and i just got the cops called on us for the most ridiculous reason
our dear friend kelly decided she would call the cops on us because we had her guitar at our apartment
we have been having problems for a while now
basically.yes i got pissed because i couldnt use their washer and dryer
any friend i have wouldnt mind that
especially once a month
especially a GOOD friend
well..not much has been said the past month until last week
when i tried to cool things down a bit and talk to her on the internet
well it turned around and she started caps locking everything she was typing and saying the most bullshit things
so..the way i see it
im not going to argue over the internet
so i called and i decided then and there if she didnt pick up
i was gonna lose it
well she didnt answer
and i basically told her i never wanted to see or speak to her again
anyways
back to tonight
i called and left text messages today telling her to get her fucking guitar out of our apartment
she brought it over here one night cuz her most wonderful boyfriend threw her ass out
frankly i got tired of looking at it in the corner of our living room
and the final message said if you dont come get your guitar by tomorrow night at 9
im sitting on the balcony and what happens..HAPPENS!!!!
she doesnt work ..and she doesnt go to school ..all she does is sit on the couch watch american idol
and eat cake icing...HOW SICK IS THAT!?
but she is a pussy and cant come without souriya because she is scared of christina and i
christina was not even involved
little miss kelly changed all of that by calling her and bitching at her about it, then souriya grabbed the phone and also started yelling...because come on, how could he resist releasing some of that anger he had pent up
and when im pissed and christinas pissed...WATCH OUT
souriya threatened to "fuck us up"
so obviously we dont want him coming over here
and that is exactly what we told them. we said we did not want him coming to our apartment. it was made very clear.
so what happens. kelly text messages christina saying that he is coming over, whether we like it or not basicly.
well, no, im sorry. that was not going to happen.
so we just said that if he comes anywhere near our apartment we are not going to let him in.
you see, christina and i both hate souriya. hate him with a passion that is not healthy.
also, he has a bad temper, fuck hes kicked kelly in the stomach. whats to stop him from going nuts on us?
she proceeds to text message christina back saying that if we dont open the door on souriya theyll have the cops bust open our door.
ill repeat that.
if we dont open the door on souriya theyll have the cops bust open our door.
ya.
so drew and christina are on their way to get a restraining order against souriya sinpraseuth, and oh on the way out of the apartment complex what do we see. two cop cars pulling in. two cop cars.
it didnt take just one cop to retreive kellys guitar...no.
i cannot imagine the shit they had to tell those poor cops to get them to come over.
i feel sorry that they had to set foot in that disgusting house of theirs. pity.
so the cops get here...me and christina are ready to throw down
the stupid bitch couldnt even get off her ass long enough to put pants on to come with the cops
she wore her pajamas
but she did have time to put makeup on to hide that ugly mug of hers
btw..that haircut makes you look fatter then you already are
me and christina start yelling and the cops have to calm us down, they did this a few times
oh also..she hid behind them the whole time. she didnt make eye contact with us once. did not say a fucking word either.
souriya couldnt even be a man and come along with her. if he was, he was hiding in the cop car. surprising, seeing as how the whole issue with us was for him not to come over here. he probably didnt want to show up for fear of us telling the cops THE TRUTH that he made threats of physical violence in front of him. anyway, he is a god damn pussy and does not deserve anything he has.
so we gave the guitar back...and told them that her boyfriend threatened us
they reacted "really..??" kelly and souriya obviously left that glorious tidbit out. how convenient for them.
and she says we threatened her first which is the biggest lie ive ever heard but whatever..
if thats how she wants to play it...then thats fine
she really did look like an idiot
so when she said that i grabbed christina and said...this is fuckin done
and of course i couldnt keep my mouth closed and i said CYA BITCH
and she said what did you just call me
i was like what are you gonna do about it
so me and christina both just start yelling shit at her while we walk back up to our apartment
shit was just pouring out of our mouths. word vomit at its best.
she didnt say a god damn thing because she is a pussy
but hey..it is over now...she has lost the last friends she had in this world.
she has completely fucked her shit up.
oh wait a sec...she still has souriya
who by the way has physically abused her, treats her like a whore(which by the way she is, hell if any guy was getting laid practicly every day hed pay for anything)and shes engaged to him.
i can see it now....kelly, a house wife, raising 11 half-asian fucked up looking kids. got a college degree but never used it. living in the house that souriyas parents bought. his family coming over every other night, kelly hiding in her bedroom afraid to go out even to ask souriya to make her macaronni and cheese.
and souriya, well...he will lead an exciting life building moon bugggies.
sidenote: by christina
it takes A LOT to make me this mad. kelly has crossed the line completely. this was not my fight until she called me out of nowhere and pulled me into it. i gave her several opportunities to exclude me. i told her at least three times that i did not want to talk about it. i even hung up on her because i could not take hearing her whiny shreik any longer. but no. she wouldnt stop. this is what you fucking get. you do not fuck with me. i am never speaking to you ever again. you will not be hired at hastings either. by the way, i was extremely mad that you used me as a reference without asking me first. for one thing, my boss caught me off guard when he asked me about you. i would have liked not to be surprised like that. it is my job. and you especially do not fuck with my job. but i am not about to put my job on the line for you. you may have thought it was alright. you wouldnt understand that because you dont know anything about keeping a job or true responsibility. you go to school. good for you. fuck off.
this is our story and we are sticking to it