Bored in Class
# Stare at your teacher until he/she gets freaked out.
# Stare at your teacher, close your eyes, and study the after image.
# Start to yawn and see how many people you can get to yawn too.
# Scratch yourself. Go ahead, scratch yourself. When somebody looks, just smile at them meekly.
# Stare at another student and do not look away no matter what he/she does.
# Take the pocket hook off of the top of your pen and use it as a finger board.
# Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots.
# Pretend that you are reading a very complicated book, but hold it upside-down.
# Try to memorize the entire dictionary.
# Try to see how long you can hold your breath.
# Convince yourself that pain is just your imagination.
# Start singing one of your favorite songs really loud.
# Start talking to your pencil, and act like your pencil is talking back.
# Insist that you are Mariah Carey whether you are boy or girl.
# Fake that you are having a ciezure.
# Start laughing uncontrollably.
# Arm wrestle yourself.
# Try to follow with your mouth what the teaher is saying.
# If your teacher asks you a question, tell him/her that another student knows the answer.
# Make your pencil fly.
# Keep saying that you would like to go to Hawaii.
# Make your fingers do a can-can dance.
# Ask your teacher the same question he/she asks you. When he/she won't say, tell him/her that if he/she can't answer the question, why did he/she ask you the question in the first place.
# Stare at your teacher, close your eyes, and study the after image.
# Start to yawn and see how many people you can get to yawn too.
# Scratch yourself. Go ahead, scratch yourself. When somebody looks, just smile at them meekly.
# Stare at another student and do not look away no matter what he/she does.
# Take the pocket hook off of the top of your pen and use it as a finger board.
# Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots.
# Pretend that you are reading a very complicated book, but hold it upside-down.
# Try to memorize the entire dictionary.
# Try to see how long you can hold your breath.
# Convince yourself that pain is just your imagination.
# Start singing one of your favorite songs really loud.
# Start talking to your pencil, and act like your pencil is talking back.
# Insist that you are Mariah Carey whether you are boy or girl.
# Fake that you are having a ciezure.
# Start laughing uncontrollably.
# Arm wrestle yourself.
# Try to follow with your mouth what the teaher is saying.
# If your teacher asks you a question, tell him/her that another student knows the answer.
# Make your pencil fly.
# Keep saying that you would like to go to Hawaii.
# Make your fingers do a can-can dance.
# Ask your teacher the same question he/she asks you. When he/she won't say, tell him/her that if he/she can't answer the question, why did he/she ask you the question in the first place.