UTAH!!!
well im here in utah...not so bad really....just that will was right when he said there are only hicks and mormies here...UGGHH!!.
the plane ride was ok...but i had this fuckin annoying ass kid infront of me...and this space hogging whore next to me...so i was releaved to get off the plane.
but...will is a moron and he was at the completely gifferent side of the airport...i was at like southwesr and he was in like...united airlines....which arent close...well they are but its still not where I was...so i waited days for them to finally get me...then we came back to his house and its pretty nice...a lot better then his old one i think.....and i get to sleep in the guest room on a water bed....SWEET!!.
uuuhhh???.....ok...so we head down to this town called provo...this is where the water slide park thet we are goin to that night is....but we have like 5 hrs to spare.....so we get su8m grub then to see dodgeball at the $1 thatre..thats right a dollar!!!...1 mother fuckin dollar for a movie....ONLY IN UTAH!!!...HAHAHAHA....u dont get it....so after the flick we gank sum stuff from albertsons ans yeah...then we hitch a ride wit anna and kacy(mormon friend and sister) and they wanna eat and were not hungry so they go eat and we take the mini van and go drivin around lookin for sum shit,,,,so we go to a few places and when i open the door the alarm goes off...and we dont hvae the button thingy.....so we try to unhook the battery but im not a mathamatician so i dont know wat to do and neither does will....so after like 5 minutes it goes off...so will gets back into the car...but when he opens the door it goes off again...and a cop rolls up and is like "y u tryin to steal that car?" watta doosh...were tryin to steal a car with the keys and the security key thing...dick.
so then we go pick up kym...shes cool...and we go swap wills van for the YUKON....and we pick up jenny..wills sis's friend...fuckin annoying ass bitch...no offense....then we head to the pool party thing...and it looks lame as fuck..so me and will are in the parkinlot not knowin wheather to go in or not...and this security guard comes up and tells us we have to get in the party soon or leave...so me will and kym split and we get vack to the party and its like 11...so kym decides she wants to go in...and me and will dont really want to but we decide to anyways...so we head back to the car to change and will needs to take a piss so he runs over by this like parking lot hut...like where they make u pay and shit...and he takes a piss and comes right back to change...a few seconds later these 3 security gurads come runnin towards us and one is like "STAY WHERE I CAN SEE U" and they run to where he just took a squeege...and they ask wat he was doin and he said takin a piss...and they thought he pissed on the building which he didnt..i dont think....he used it for covber...so 1 guy is being a bitch about the whole thing and is like "well if u didnt pee on the building then u would go lick the side of the building?" and was was like "i didnt pee on the building and NO i wouldnt lick it hust cuz its a building!" so they took will to get a cup of water and rense it off...watta bunch of bitches....and they kick us out so we have to drive around sum more and wait till its over...so the party ends we get the girls and come back to wills where we waatched a movie and listened to music tiull about 330...when i decided to hit they hay.
and that was day 1 of the "utah experience"
the plane ride was ok...but i had this fuckin annoying ass kid infront of me...and this space hogging whore next to me...so i was releaved to get off the plane.
but...will is a moron and he was at the completely gifferent side of the airport...i was at like southwesr and he was in like...united airlines....which arent close...well they are but its still not where I was...so i waited days for them to finally get me...then we came back to his house and its pretty nice...a lot better then his old one i think.....and i get to sleep in the guest room on a water bed....SWEET!!.
uuuhhh???.....ok...so we head down to this town called provo...this is where the water slide park thet we are goin to that night is....but we have like 5 hrs to spare.....so we get su8m grub then to see dodgeball at the $1 thatre..thats right a dollar!!!...1 mother fuckin dollar for a movie....ONLY IN UTAH!!!...HAHAHAHA....u dont get it....so after the flick we gank sum stuff from albertsons ans yeah...then we hitch a ride wit anna and kacy(mormon friend and sister) and they wanna eat and were not hungry so they go eat and we take the mini van and go drivin around lookin for sum shit,,,,so we go to a few places and when i open the door the alarm goes off...and we dont hvae the button thingy.....so we try to unhook the battery but im not a mathamatician so i dont know wat to do and neither does will....so after like 5 minutes it goes off...so will gets back into the car...but when he opens the door it goes off again...and a cop rolls up and is like "y u tryin to steal that car?" watta doosh...were tryin to steal a car with the keys and the security key thing...dick.
so then we go pick up kym...shes cool...and we go swap wills van for the YUKON....and we pick up jenny..wills sis's friend...fuckin annoying ass bitch...no offense....then we head to the pool party thing...and it looks lame as fuck..so me and will are in the parkinlot not knowin wheather to go in or not...and this security guard comes up and tells us we have to get in the party soon or leave...so me will and kym split and we get vack to the party and its like 11...so kym decides she wants to go in...and me and will dont really want to but we decide to anyways...so we head back to the car to change and will needs to take a piss so he runs over by this like parking lot hut...like where they make u pay and shit...and he takes a piss and comes right back to change...a few seconds later these 3 security gurads come runnin towards us and one is like "STAY WHERE I CAN SEE U" and they run to where he just took a squeege...and they ask wat he was doin and he said takin a piss...and they thought he pissed on the building which he didnt..i dont think....he used it for covber...so 1 guy is being a bitch about the whole thing and is like "well if u didnt pee on the building then u would go lick the side of the building?" and was was like "i didnt pee on the building and NO i wouldnt lick it hust cuz its a building!" so they took will to get a cup of water and rense it off...watta bunch of bitches....and they kick us out so we have to drive around sum more and wait till its over...so the party ends we get the girls and come back to wills where we waatched a movie and listened to music tiull about 330...when i decided to hit they hay.
and that was day 1 of the "utah experience"