The Christmas tree saw it all 1/2
Title: The Christmas Tree saw it all
Author: high5_for_akame
Beta: leeslittlealien
Rating: pg
Pairings: Akame, Ryoda, Ryopi
Disclaimer: Don't.own.anything.
Summary: That was a very "Interesting" way of spending Christmas eve..but after all Christmas is all about spending precious time with the loved ones..isn't it?
Looking out of the window, he watched the small snowflakes slowly dancing in the cold air and a shiver ran down his spine. He sat on the couch holding a cup of hot chocolate, feeling his hands starting to warm up. He stood there alone, in his boyfriend’s apartment, spending the Christmas Eve all by himself… Deep inside , Kazuya knew that Jin must be feeling the same loneliness… But working in the industry sure comes with sacrifices and this was just one of them.
Kazuya’s legs were getting numb after sitting in the same position for too long, he slowly placed the mug on the table and he began stretching his legs in the air puffing and sighing.
Everywhere he looked he saw that perfect Christmas atmosphere in magazines, outside, on TV , at the radio , but that perfect atmosphere was definitely missing from Jin’s apartment.
He bumped his head on a pillow and he sank in the couch looking at the ceiling.
“I AM BORED!” his voice turned husky after he shouted that sentence again and again ..
His phone’s ring tone scared him, he hoped with his everything that it was Jin calling…but his hope was shattered when he heard Jin’s mother’s voice.
“Kazuya baby how are you?”
“I am…”
“Don’t tell me you are sad…I bet Jin isn’t at home, am I right?”
/Not even my mother knows me that well O.o!/
“Yea..I don’t think he will be able to come home early.. He still has some Bandage promotion to do. It can’t be helped…”
“I understand it dear..but still it’s the Christmas Eve..he should spend it with you, with us..not on tv channels .”
“There`s nothing I can do about it..”
Kazuya and Jin’s mother sighed in unison…Kazuya was so right..
“Wait! I know!” Jin’s mother shouted so hard in the phone Kazuya almost dropped the phone.
“Something happened?”
“I will tell you a small story about how I captured Jin’s father’s heart…”
From the giggling he heard on the other line Kazuya thought he was talking with a teenager girl not with a full grown up woman.
“it was on a cold winter night and I….”
~~-~~
That conversation with Jin’s mother gave Kazuya the best idea ever.
He was running around the house like mad and he didn’t even hear his phone announcing a message from someone called “Fluffy bunny Jin-jin”.
Kazuya threw a cloth on the bed and he brought his laptop in the living room dropping it slowly on the table. He sneaked his legs under the table and he opened the laptop ready to begin his glorious search…
A few good minutes passed and he was still searching, but nothing. He threw a look at his mobile and he saw that he had received an e-mail…
“Baby I am almost done here..XD.. I will arrive home soon, so we will be able to spend this night together*drool*…I am getting jealous on those turtle slippers, they get to spend far more time with you than I am. *pout*.. I can’t wait to see you..*blushes* *he will keep the neighbours awake all night*..*cough followed by a nosebleed*
Kazuya looked at his feet and he smiled but he soon panicked he started biting his nails and he was scratching his head trying to think something fast. And then he heard a beep.
Baby -.-“…I will be two hours late, but I promise I will arrive home until 10…
“Oh my god…I am saved!!!” he sighed thanking all the divinities he knew. And then he kept on searching on the internet…
A stupid grin appeared on his face as he looked at his laptop. And he erupted in an evil laugh. He was left without a breath after he finished laughing.
He jumped from the ground a little numb and he ran to the bedroom. He slammed open the bedroom’s door and he walked out of the room gracefully like he was walking on broken glass.
He turned off all the lights so now the apartment was lightened up only by the Christmas tree`s tiny lights.
After a few minutes the intercom rang and Kazuya was pulled out of his own little world. He opened the front door for his “Fluffy bunny” and he walked near the tree waiting for his lover.
Let’s find out if that “Like father like son” saying is really true.
The door was opened soon and Jin walked inside the apartment throwing his shoes out of his feet and he almost dropped the bag when he looked in the living room.
His Kazuya was sitting so dazzling near the Christmas tree in a red silk dressing gown with fluffy white border and a white fur around his shoulders. His hair was caught just like he had it in the 1582 performance.
Suddenly out of the nowhere a melody started playing. And drool was coming out of Jin’s mouth.
Kazuya turned around slowly so Jin could only see him from profile. He moved from a leg to the other on the rhythm of the intro.
“Santa baby Just slip a sable under the tree” he caressed the fur and he continued singing in a husky voice “for me” he stopped and he winked at the stupid man that was sitting in front of him just like a stone.
“Been an awful good boy” he bit his right pointer finger slowly letting it down afterwards. “Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight“he moaned at the end of the lyric making the breathing process very hard for Jin.
“Santa baby” “A 54-convertable too, light blue” “I'll wait up for you, dear “
During the last three lines Kazuya avoided Jin’s gaze but when he forth began his eyes moved abruptly to Jin. “Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight” the white fur was thrown from around his shoulder. “Think of all the fun I've missed “ he started walking towards Jin like he was about to devour him… “Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed“ he pushed Jin on the couch and he started dancing again…swaying his body like it was made of plastic “Next year I could be just as good“ “If you'll check out my Christmas list” he raised his hand and he looked at it like it was the list. “Santa baby I want a yacht and really that's not a lot “ “Been an angel all year “ he flipped his hands slowly trying to imitate an angel’s wings. ”Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight “ “Santa honey “ “One little thing I really need, the deed “ “To a platinum mine“his gaze changed to a shy one again biting his finger and he made a S in the air. “Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight “ “Santa cutie “ “Fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques “ “Sign your X on the line“ Kazuya turned around and he made an X on his butt. “Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight “ he moved his shoulders slowly and he placed his hands on his legs lowering his whole body near the floor. he moaned again after he began singing again
“Come and trim my Christmas tree” “With some decorations bought from Tiffany's“he caressed his face with both of his hands and he freed his hair. “I really do believe in you” his hands moved to his hips and at the end he pointed directly to Jin. “Let's see if you believe in me“ he grabbed his nonexistent breasts and played around his fingers with the material. “Santa baby” he undressed his right shoulder kissing it slowly. “Forgot to mention one little thing, a ring” Kazuya pointed to his fingers and he continued “I don't mean on the phone “ “Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight “ “Hurry down the chimney tonight” he was now positioning himself in Jin’s lap. “Hurry” “Tonight”
He whispered the last two words in Jin’s ear biting the lobe a little.
Jin was so mesmerized by the moment; he wanted to live it to the fullest he wanted to remember it for the rest of his life. He stopped a little and he just stared at his lover that was seductively looking at him.
Jin felt as if his heart was about to burst with all the love he was feeling for the younger one. He stood up from the couch with Kazuya`s legs around his waist. Their tongues dancing together,while their hearts were beating as one. They were just a few steps away from the bedroom’s door when…
“MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!” 6 loud and annoying voices rang in their heads. Kazuya freaked out almost jumping on the ceiling but Jin`s grip helped him stand still.
“We brought wine, movies, food, and apparently we had to buy some condoms for these two..” Pi examined the two lovers giggling.” Your door was opened, you stupid people you should have closed everything before getting all horny..."
“You know we have an underage person here, please have a bit of decency.” Ryo barked and he covered Pi’s eyes.
“I am not underage! I am an adult!” Pi cried, and he whined. Jin and Kazuya were feeling really awkward with their band mates and friends staring at them, and Kazuya lost the grip around Jin’s waist and landed on the floor.
“I want to witness an Akame moment…I want to write a report about them…” Yamapi grinned.
“You should take pictures while they`re still in this horny mood and post them together with the report.” Ryo added grinning as well.
“Idiot…” Ueda murmured but apparently Ryo heard him.
“Do you have something to comment?” Ryo showed his teeth angry.
“You have some food stuck in your teeth…didn’t you know there is something called TOOTHBRUSH!” Ueda shouted right in Ryo’s ear anger boiling in both of them.
“I know what a TOOTHBRUSH is...but sadly you won’t be able to use it after I will finish with you!”
“Oh shut up Santa is coming soon to get his favorite elf back...you should get ready or else he will make you ride Rudolf’s ass until you arrive back to the NORTH POLE! And I hope YOU WILL STAY THERE AND TURN INTO AN ICEBERG!”
“I can’t wait to get to the North Pole even the ice is warmer then you are!” Ryo`s quick answer came and he now had a winner aura around him
The scene looked as if it was ripped from an anime with lightning coming from their eyes.
“Come on you guys it is the Christmas Eve, we came here to have fun not to watch you fight.”
Ryo and Ueda both “hmph-ed” and it annoyed Jin so hard that he walked to them and he bumped their heads together. The collision was so strong they started to see Christmas Trees around their heads.
“Kazuya baby you look so sexy in that red gown. Can I have a lap dance.” Pi’s smug pissed Jin off so hard that he was about to throw the couch directly in Pi’s face.
Jin hugged Kazuya so no one would see the small body behind the red silk gown. The two of them disappeared in the bedroom leaving the 6 men all alone in the whole apartment.
“For a moment I thought Jin was about to cover Kazuya with the carpet or something…” Koki whispered slowly being afraid of Jin.
“Koki you know that Jin is really overprotective with Kame.”
“I won’t get shocked if Kame will come out of that bedroom with a winter coat, a scarf around his face, a cap and boots in his feet, so we won’t be able to see even a cm of skin.”
“JIN STOP IT!”
“I don’t think he is dressing Kame, I think he is undressing him…” Junno said whistling and shoving a fist full of popcorn in his mouth.
5 men were looking in disgust at how Junno was eating the poor popcorn.
“God I never wanted to see how you digest your food! Close your mouth while eating!”
“I fcajn’t..” and he continued shoving another fist full of popcorn in his mouth smiling.
“You are the most disgusting person in the world! Even a pig is much more elegant then you are!” Ryo shouted.
“Come on people let’s order some food!”
“Pi we have to wait for Jin and Kazu, to decide about the food.”
After a while they heard the door being opened. And as they expected Kazuya was wrapped in a lot of clothes.
“I feel like I am in a sauna!”
“Shut up! They saw you in that gown…”
“They saw me n times naked in the showers I don’t understand why you are so ridiculous!!”
“I…I…”
“You are just overreacting!!” Kazuya started undressing from all the clothes Jin obliged him to wear: One coat, 4 shirts and 5 t-shirts. And now Kazuya was standing in the living room only in a pair of boxers all angry.
They were all looking shocked at him...almost drooling
“Ohh come one, don’t look with those eyes at me! I feel like i`m being raped or something !”
“YOU WILL BE RAPPED IF YOU WON’T GET DRESSED KAMENASHI KAZUYA!”
Jin gathered some clothes from the ground and he pushed Kazuya to sit down on the couch and he progressed on dressing his lover. Kazuya had one leg inside the pants and the other one was flying around trying to escape from being shoved in the pants by Jin. His free leg was flying everywhere and he had managed for a while to get away.
Part 2