Mate, trust me, you dont want it to get exciting. Exciting translates to "blokes giving birth" and "forced marriages" and things of that nature around here.
Its a real laugh though, you got to admit. Welcome to the madness.
HAR HAR! Too right! I like the way you think, mate.
Pleasure, Rin. Pity of Merlin, another tennis muggle? Utter madness. I just dont get it. No hump meant of course, but do you lot grow in a warehouse somewhere and get harvested like shrakes or something?
I think I like you better then some of the other ones already. They're 12 and shagging like weasals in heat. Its a bit strange. I think I might get arrested for even talking to some of them.
If we were, I'd have some serious issues with it. As far as i know I was conceived by my mother and father, as disgusting as it may be were I to actually think about it. And I'm guessing shrakes are some form of vegetables or plants? I'm not that sure.
Well, some of us are older than twelve, as far as I can see. I'm fifteen, but I can't say I've seen anyone on here I'd like to 'shag'.
Good to hear you're not mass produced, but dont be ridiculous. We all came from The Owl, of course. None of our parents ever made the two backed. This is the best way to go about these things for the sanity of everyone involved, trust me.
Shrakes are horrifying little plants that screech until you plant them properly. Or make Shrake Stew, which tastes like piss, so I dont recommend it.
Rather relieving to hear! However, be on the look out for pirates and demons who will want your Tennis Boy Flower. I wish I were arsing about.
The Owl. And...'made the two backed'. Interesting way of putting it. I can agree with that.
Ah, the mandrakes? I remember those, at least. They sounded horrifying. Pardon the slight pun, there. And I'll gladly keep that in mind, although I don't think we have mandrakes here.
...Lust-crazed pirates and demons? Hmm. Could be interesting to see, anyway. And why aren't you arsing about? Are you and Remus together then? I always wondered about that hug in the third Harry Potter movie. Although I never got past the fourth book.
Do I need one? I overheard some people talking about this bnf_brawl and fandom and I decided to se what it was all about. I had no idea what I was getting into, obviously.
Auughgh?! No, no, arsing about means FUCKING around- WAIT NO!! It means, kidding. I wish I were kidding about the underage-lads-pillaging-pirates and the occasional frisky demon. I didnt mean- oh bugger.
But, ah, yes, Remus and I are, er, together. Have been for quite a retardedly long time. I dont suppose you've met him already? He's on here as well!
The whole "books" thing still weirds me the hell out, honestly. In any case, dont bother reading beyant the fourth one, it all goes to hell in the fifth. Mad ministry bats and you know, my death-by-drapery. Not the best time in my life, that!
Ahh. Sorry about that. But yes, I see what you're saying now. Don't worry. And no, I don't believe I've met Remus yet. I've only been here for a day or so now. Are you two and Harry the only ones on here?
Yes, seeing that there is a manga and and anime on my own fandom is a little bit of a shock. I plan on reading/watching them to see how accurate they are. And maybe learn some information on the other teams. ...You died?
Oh, merlin, no. If you mean wizards and witches from England, certaintly not! Theres myself, Moony, Harry, James Potter and Lily Potter nee Evans, the Founders of Hogwarts have recently popped up, a few Weasleys scattered about, the fair Minerva McGoogles, my cousins Nymphadora Tonks and that wanker Malfoy II.. theres more than that, but you get the drift.
Yeah, I died. Bit of a let down, honestly. I always thought Id spontaneous combust, myself, but no. My deranged twat cousin shoves me through some otherworldly drapery and then KKK. Nothing. Im still not quite certain what happened to bring me back, think it had something to do with that mad Mary bint.
Its a real laugh though, you got to admit. Welcome to the madness.
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Hmm.
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Oh, Sirius Black's the name, by the by. Wizard, Auror, devilishly handsome, etc etc.
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Hirakoba Rin. 3rd Year at Higa Chuu. And I'm apparently a 'Tennis Boy'.
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Pleasure, Rin. Pity of Merlin, another tennis muggle? Utter madness. I just dont get it. No hump meant of course, but do you lot grow in a warehouse somewhere and get harvested like shrakes or something?
I think I like you better then some of the other ones already. They're 12 and shagging like weasals in heat. Its a bit strange. I think I might get arrested for even talking to some of them.
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If we were, I'd have some serious issues with it. As far as i know I was conceived by my mother and father, as disgusting as it may be were I to actually think about it. And I'm guessing shrakes are some form of vegetables or plants? I'm not that sure.
Well, some of us are older than twelve, as far as I can see. I'm fifteen, but I can't say I've seen anyone on here I'd like to 'shag'.
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Shrakes are horrifying little plants that screech until you plant them properly. Or make Shrake Stew, which tastes like piss, so I dont recommend it.
Rather relieving to hear! However, be on the look out for pirates and demons who will want your Tennis Boy Flower. I wish I were arsing about.
So whats your story, eh?
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Ah, the mandrakes? I remember those, at least. They sounded horrifying. Pardon the slight pun, there. And I'll gladly keep that in mind, although I don't think we have mandrakes here.
...Lust-crazed pirates and demons? Hmm. Could be interesting to see, anyway. And why aren't you arsing about? Are you and Remus together then? I always wondered about that hug in the third Harry Potter movie. Although I never got past the fourth book.
Do I need one? I overheard some people talking about this bnf_brawl and fandom and I decided to se what it was all about. I had no idea what I was getting into, obviously.
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But, ah, yes, Remus and I are, er, together. Have been for quite a retardedly long time. I dont suppose you've met him already? He's on here as well!
The whole "books" thing still weirds me the hell out, honestly. In any case, dont bother reading beyant the fourth one, it all goes to hell in the fifth. Mad ministry bats and you know, my death-by-drapery. Not the best time in my life, that!
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Yes, seeing that there is a manga and and anime on my own fandom is a little bit of a shock. I plan on reading/watching them to see how accurate they are. And maybe learn some information on the other teams. ...You died?
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Yeah, I died. Bit of a let down, honestly. I always thought Id spontaneous combust, myself, but no. My deranged twat cousin shoves me through some otherworldly drapery and then KKK. Nothing. Im still not quite certain what happened to bring me back, think it had something to do with that mad Mary bint.
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