The fun one:
Voyager 2 discovers solar system is bent Pssht. The slashers coulda told you that!
The 'huh' one:
U.S. refuses `Any Wounded Soldier' mailDue to fear of anthrax and threats; Last season . . . as many as 450,000 pieces of mail not addressed to anyone in particular managed to reach Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington. But they were returned or, if they had no return address, were thrown out altogether
And the everything sucks one:
Terry Pratchett announces he's been diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer's.
Meanwhile, my back hurts and I'm feeling whiny.
ETA: Severe silliness available for due South/Steve McQueen types in today's
Comics Curmudgeon post.
After being a racecar driver and an actor, if Steve could have done one thing, it would have been to join the RCMP