*uses pie icon for the hell of it*
Today my spam has offered me "Your bank may require a fictitious-name registry to open a business account" (I am intrigued, but fairly sure it will just be boring viagra spam as opposed to cunning plot) and something with the subject line "sporting glitter" from my good friend Wilcox Sampson. Which reminds me . . .
I haven't posted about the horrors from the UK that arrived over the weekend!
From louiselux, I received this lovely young man:
whom she suggests has mislaid his spare pair of socks. Wherever could they be??
I also forgot that I'd checked yes for the stealth glitter and stealth glittered my bed by accident.
The card from _unhurt_ meanwhile was going well I until I got to the panther ramming. Which I misread twice as panther cumming. Equally disturbing! (I am however apparently okay with the concept of giant Canadian sperm. Don't judge me!)
I haven't posted about the horrors from the UK that arrived over the weekend!
From louiselux, I received this lovely young man:
whom she suggests has mislaid his spare pair of socks. Wherever could they be??
I also forgot that I'd checked yes for the stealth glitter and stealth glittered my bed by accident.
The card from _unhurt_ meanwhile was going well I until I got to the panther ramming. Which I misread twice as panther cumming. Equally disturbing! (I am however apparently okay with the concept of giant Canadian sperm. Don't judge me!)