Could I sell a stool sample on ebay?
For those of you who aren't spiritually adept enough to follow my every move on the astral plane, here's a recap of this weeks oddities:
1. Got called a name that rhymes with "hickdead" by a drunk woman over the phone. Have you had any similar experiances yet Jon? I'm starting a tally.
2. Took a day trip to Deception Pass with Juli. We caught sea creatures in tide pools and put them in a cup to fight. The little green crab won. Ate at McDonald's twice in one day. Took a three hour nap on top of a cliff that overlooks the ocean.
3. At the last possible minute (ie- had to catch the car as they were pulling out) I decided to go see a solo show at the Crocodile consisting of Dave Bazan from Pedro, Ben Gibbard from Deathcab, and Damien Jurado. Ben played covers of both "Thriller" and "Girls Just Want to Have Fun." What more could you want?!
4. Used the "porceline bank" immediately following a "deposit" by Mr. Lumberjack himself, David Bazan. I rushed into the crowded bathroom of the Crocodile (rushing because we waited in line for an hour and a half and my bladder was holding a smoothie and two Dr. Pepper's), forsaking an awkward moment in a urinal centered between two pedaphilic-looking types for a decent piss in a home-styled toilet. As I reached to open the stall, a relieved-looking Bazan pushed the door into my chest and glanced up apologetically. Oh, and in case you were wondering, his s#*t still stinks. Ha.
5. Bought a ROADSIDE MONUMENT t-shirt (they're back on tour!).
6. Went to Pacific Place with Juli and bought a shirt at (gasp!) Club Monaco. I also got checked out by a gay man as I was going up the elevator (flattered, but why?).
7. Booby-trapped a bathroom stall so that when the door was opened a firework shooting confetti and sparks would erupt. Score one for me. There are teen camps staying in the dorms for the next few weeks. Expect some mischief on my part.
8. Got checked out by the same gay man (again!) as I walked outside towards Westlake. This time I shook my bum back at him (much to Juli's chagrin).
9. Remembered how much I love Thai iced-tea.
10. Saw a man stick a needle into a bull's testical (on tv).
That's it. My sweet bed is turning down her covers for me and I'm expecting some hot sleep action.
1. Got called a name that rhymes with "hickdead" by a drunk woman over the phone. Have you had any similar experiances yet Jon? I'm starting a tally.
2. Took a day trip to Deception Pass with Juli. We caught sea creatures in tide pools and put them in a cup to fight. The little green crab won. Ate at McDonald's twice in one day. Took a three hour nap on top of a cliff that overlooks the ocean.
3. At the last possible minute (ie- had to catch the car as they were pulling out) I decided to go see a solo show at the Crocodile consisting of Dave Bazan from Pedro, Ben Gibbard from Deathcab, and Damien Jurado. Ben played covers of both "Thriller" and "Girls Just Want to Have Fun." What more could you want?!
4. Used the "porceline bank" immediately following a "deposit" by Mr. Lumberjack himself, David Bazan. I rushed into the crowded bathroom of the Crocodile (rushing because we waited in line for an hour and a half and my bladder was holding a smoothie and two Dr. Pepper's), forsaking an awkward moment in a urinal centered between two pedaphilic-looking types for a decent piss in a home-styled toilet. As I reached to open the stall, a relieved-looking Bazan pushed the door into my chest and glanced up apologetically. Oh, and in case you were wondering, his s#*t still stinks. Ha.
5. Bought a ROADSIDE MONUMENT t-shirt (they're back on tour!).
6. Went to Pacific Place with Juli and bought a shirt at (gasp!) Club Monaco. I also got checked out by a gay man as I was going up the elevator (flattered, but why?).
7. Booby-trapped a bathroom stall so that when the door was opened a firework shooting confetti and sparks would erupt. Score one for me. There are teen camps staying in the dorms for the next few weeks. Expect some mischief on my part.
8. Got checked out by the same gay man (again!) as I walked outside towards Westlake. This time I shook my bum back at him (much to Juli's chagrin).
9. Remembered how much I love Thai iced-tea.
10. Saw a man stick a needle into a bull's testical (on tv).
That's it. My sweet bed is turning down her covers for me and I'm expecting some hot sleep action.