so its a been a while.... PART DEUCE
SHIT I LEARNED IN COLLEGE - Version II
WHEN ITS FUCKIN COLD....layer. or you're not gonna be able to feel your fingers.
unless you want the worst stomachache ever DO NOT consume pizza, a salad, and the sickest nachos ever...after 9 p.m.
buy a fish. he will entertain you. and be super cute. and keep you from murdering certain people.
you will probably run out of money. its okay to be poor. just quit eating. lol.
remember hats and mittens children! and a scarf would be a good choice too.
THERMALS equal shirts. i dont care who you ask.
buy bottled water. cause if your toilet is golden brown from JUST the water you shouldnt drink it.....honestly.
ramen is okay for any meal. so is peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches =]
if you hit someone on your bike more than once it doesnt even phase you so good news! lol just KEEP RIDING AWAY
if you get bored you can sit in your suitmates room and both of you can eavesdrop on your roommate through the wall.
OH ....keep in mind...when talking about important things...THE WALLS ARE PAPER THIN. so watch your mouth lol
making up shit for paper topics is totally acceptable ONLY IF you have the gift of bullshitting on the fly. dont get caught! profs get touchy.
if there arent enough seats in your 650 person lecture hall sit on the floor. its only a small fire hazard. lol
when they decide to have a fire drill at 830 at night when its 30 fuckin degrees take your time and put some extra clothes on.
if your roommate sheds hair everywhere....to the point where you have to lint roll your carpet to get it off....its time to talk about haircuts...
more to add later im sure.
but for now i have...
-laundry
-a 4-6 page paper
-cleaning filipe's bowl
-a shower
-class at 1240
-a group project
-philosophy reading
-eating hopefully?
WHEN ITS FUCKIN COLD....layer. or you're not gonna be able to feel your fingers.
unless you want the worst stomachache ever DO NOT consume pizza, a salad, and the sickest nachos ever...after 9 p.m.
buy a fish. he will entertain you. and be super cute. and keep you from murdering certain people.
you will probably run out of money. its okay to be poor. just quit eating. lol.
remember hats and mittens children! and a scarf would be a good choice too.
THERMALS equal shirts. i dont care who you ask.
buy bottled water. cause if your toilet is golden brown from JUST the water you shouldnt drink it.....honestly.
ramen is okay for any meal. so is peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches =]
if you hit someone on your bike more than once it doesnt even phase you so good news! lol just KEEP RIDING AWAY
if you get bored you can sit in your suitmates room and both of you can eavesdrop on your roommate through the wall.
OH ....keep in mind...when talking about important things...THE WALLS ARE PAPER THIN. so watch your mouth lol
making up shit for paper topics is totally acceptable ONLY IF you have the gift of bullshitting on the fly. dont get caught! profs get touchy.
if there arent enough seats in your 650 person lecture hall sit on the floor. its only a small fire hazard. lol
when they decide to have a fire drill at 830 at night when its 30 fuckin degrees take your time and put some extra clothes on.
if your roommate sheds hair everywhere....to the point where you have to lint roll your carpet to get it off....its time to talk about haircuts...
more to add later im sure.
but for now i have...
-laundry
-a 4-6 page paper
-cleaning filipe's bowl
-a shower
-class at 1240
-a group project
-philosophy reading
-eating hopefully?