Aug 26, 2008 12:52
-have enough money to buy all of your books. because i dont. and they cost more than your first child.
-be sure and watch out for cars. they dont care if your bike will scratch up their paint. they'll hit you anyway. trust me...it was close.
-try and eat decently. cause whatever i had for breakfast was not healthy. good thing theres always a salad bar. =]
-remember where you locked your bike. because if not you wander around looking like a douche. check plus.
-do NOT get in arguments with the crazy religion people who stand outside your buildings with large signs. just keep walking.
-making friends is probably a good idea. i havent yet. lol its kind of obnoxious not knowing anyone but i just dont want to deal with it.
-make sure you remember you have a loft.....ive hit my head so frequently i'm sure im growing a bloody tumor in my brain. lovely.
-TEXT ALL THE TIME. except in class.....you get shitty looks.
-make sure you're a little early to class. that way you get a seat and you can watch all the idiots walk in late and look like retards.
-do not watch a movie, listen to music, and text 3 people at the same time while taking notes. its tricky. i havent mastered it quite yet.
-remember your keys when leaving the room. ESPECIALLY if your roommate leaves without telling you and she's locked your cigs in with your keys. its mildly agrivating. A LOT.
-remember all of the wires and cords you'll need. like say your printer cable. which will not print. because karma hates me. lol
-give up trying to fall asleep in your horrifying uncomfortable dorm mattress of impending doom. save yourself some time and frustration and just bludgen yourself unconcious with a hard heavy object. i.e. a rock would work perfectly.
-always bum cigarettes to the drunk girls who ask. it usually makes for very amusing conversation.
-if you get bike grease on your favorite pair of boy shorts and plan on wearing them for the rest of the week anyways....make up a real good excuse about what happened.
-even if you think you cant stand your roommate....there is ALWAYS hope if they like Will and Grace. seriously.
thats all for now kids. i'll update later in the week. and im sure karly or gina will know this.....how the hell do you spell bludgen because that just doesnt look right.
miss you all <3 loves