Fourth Grain of Sand ◊ Teasing

Sep 06, 2010 13:57

Warnings: Contains subject matters (implied promiscuous and polygamous relationships)  Read at your own discretion
Effects: [Optional] Pride, happiness, sense of brotherhood, lust.
Privacy: Filtered from kids.

The smokes got the club all hazy, Spotlights don't do you justice baby. Why don't you come over here... )

ic, brothers, !dream, dastan is a dawg, this is how persians celebrate, sexy ladies in a harem, scoring prince is doubly scoring

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madcuriosity September 6 2010, 20:42:11 UTC
[1/?] hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 20:49:34 UTC
[Oh....CRAP. You were not suppose to see this Alice! At least not until you are old enough to know that babies don't come flowers and bees...]

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[2/?] hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 20:52:00 UTC
[Inserts Persian insults at himself here. He never meant to corrupt her young mind, truly]

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[3/?] hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 20:53:27 UTC
[Oh Gods. Her father is going to kill him, isn't he? Not that Dastan would blame him, really.]

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[4/?] hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 20:55:38 UTC
[Think, Dastan, THINK! There's got to be an explanation he can give the child as to why he had been leaving with two women in his dream, right? Nevermind the whole debacle on wedding nights with his brothers]

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[5/5] DONE! hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 20:58:24 UTC
I......I was injured and I needed help to bathe?

[....Wow. That's really all what he can come up with? He runs a hand on his face. Ezio's gonna kill him for his fail. But not before the Italian rolls on the floor with laughter, surely.]

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Poor Dastan. I'll be kind. madcuriosity September 6 2010, 21:34:57 UTC
Oh dear... you weren't terribly hurt were you?

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Thank you ;_; He was looking for a cliff to jump off of XD hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 21:44:38 UTC
[Though he's a bit relieved she believed him, Dastan feels terrible for having lied to her]

....It was nothing I would not have survived. But it was...hum...an hindrance for some tasks...

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Well, if he didn't find one, Valjean would oblige madcuriosity September 6 2010, 21:52:14 UTC
Did all nurses dress like those girls did?

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Him and a dozen other characters XD hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 22:33:48 UTC
[ladfjkghdjfhg He's just going to get deeper and deeper into this mess, isn't he?]

Well....hum...they were not really....nurses....more like....handmaids?

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Sounds about right XD madcuriosity September 6 2010, 22:41:30 UTC
Oh so then they're Mary Ann's?

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Meep! /hides hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 22:44:37 UTC
Mary Ann's?

[Confused Prince is very confused. What's a Mary Ann?]

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madcuriosity September 6 2010, 22:53:40 UTC
Oh, um, servants.

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hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 22:56:09 UTC
[...That's close enough]

Yes, I suppose they could be called servants.

[They did provide....services after all]

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madcuriosity September 6 2010, 23:07:26 UTC
Then what else would they be called?

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hides_thedagger September 6 2010, 23:51:10 UTC
['Don't say slave girls, don't say slave girls, don't say slave girls']

...Hand maids?

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