You stupid junkie bitch...
So, to each their own, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. Do whatever drugs you want, I don't care! As a matter of fact, D___ and I were having a conversation about how all drugs should be legalized.
However.
Don't be a stupid junkie bitch, walk up into my room, steal my laptop, try to pawn it, and when that fails, try to sell it to my girlfriend's brother, WHO LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MALFUNCTION!?!?!
Well, sjb, today you have a once in a lifetime chance. I'm not going to press charges if you get my laptop back to me with everything intact, data included, within 24 hours. The multiple witnesses and your multiple criminal court cases you are involved with might be stacked against you... do you really want more? I'll win, without pulling my dad's detective strings, or poking my work and letting them know their VPN crap was stolen.
Choose wisely, sjb.
heart, jesus.
====Update: Jesus forgives. She took the FBI seriously and returned the laptop all in one piece. Checking to make sure the data is alright once I get home. Then.... Tenacious D. =====
However.
Don't be a stupid junkie bitch, walk up into my room, steal my laptop, try to pawn it, and when that fails, try to sell it to my girlfriend's brother, WHO LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MALFUNCTION!?!?!
Well, sjb, today you have a once in a lifetime chance. I'm not going to press charges if you get my laptop back to me with everything intact, data included, within 24 hours. The multiple witnesses and your multiple criminal court cases you are involved with might be stacked against you... do you really want more? I'll win, without pulling my dad's detective strings, or poking my work and letting them know their VPN crap was stolen.
Choose wisely, sjb.
heart, jesus.
====Update: Jesus forgives. She took the FBI seriously and returned the laptop all in one piece. Checking to make sure the data is alright once I get home. Then.... Tenacious D. =====