Ganked [and funny]...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, hideousfrost sent to me...
Twelve carnivals drumming
Eleven carousels piping
Ten b-movies a-leaping
Nine boas dancing
Eight pompadours a-milking
Seven skulls a-swing
Six diners a-drinking
Five ra-a-a-at rods
Four upright bass
Three horror movies
Two roadside attractions
...and a sword-swallower in a roller derby.