I'm tired and yet I still did this. I was hoping to think of more fandoms to work with on this, but let's be honest, I like a lot of things, but I don't actively keep things in mind. So you mainly get a list of Hetalia pairings. There is X Japan, JRock, and some other things thrown in, but for the most part, it is Hetalia. Sorry? I don't really follow enough pairings in one sole fandom to be able to answer more than like or don't like.
"One true pairing" ship:
X Japan - YoshikiXToshi. Until the DAY I DIE.
Hetalia - AmericaXCanada. I WAS THINKING IT BEFORE I EVEN GOT INTO HETALIA OKAY?
Historical - Alexander the GreatXHephaistion, Queen VictoriaXPrince Albert
Onmyoji - SeimeiXHiromasa
Harry Potter - Sirius BlackXRemus Lupin
"One true threesome" ship:
Um...*thinks*
Hetalia - America/Canada/Russia?
"One true foursome" ship:
A foursome? Uh...Uuuuuh...
Hetalia - America/France/Spain/Prussia?
"Canon" ship:
Hetalia - GermanyXItaly.
A lot of my OTPs are also canon.
"Not quite canon but should be" ship:
Hetalia - America/Japan?
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship:
X Japan - hideXYoshiki. 8D I AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE AND GUESS WHAT? IT MAKES UP LIKE 99% OF FANDOM. ARGH.
Hetalia - there isn't one okay. THE SHOW ITSELF IS CRACK.
"You are one sick bastard" ship:
...I really can't think of one here.
"I dabble a little" ship:
Hetalia - France/America
Hetalia - France/UK
"It's like a car crash" ship
Hetalia - America/Belarus. 8D
"Tickles my fancy but not quite sold yet" ship:
Hetalia - from RPing - Mexico+America. It's like...seriously I can see it but the burning "STOP ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION" inside of me says to hate it.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" ship:
...I don't think I have one....
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" ship:
Hetalia - AMERICAXUK. I REALLY JUST DON'T LIKE IT. OKAY? I SEE IT. I UNDERSTAND IT. I UNDERSTAND HOW HISTORY SUPPORTS IT. BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. IT'S TOO STEREOTYPICAL OF A PAIRING FOR ME.
Also, HIDEXYOSHIKI. NO. NO. NO. NO.
"When all is said and done" ship:
What does this even mean? Like at the end of the day, what does my mind turn to?
Hetalia - AmericaXCanada
"Guilty pleasure" ship:
Jrock - ToshiXMana. IT IS CRACK BUT IT WORKS SOMEHOW AND IT IS AWESOME AND TOSHI MUSE, COME BACK TO ME. I WILL TRY TO GET AMERICA MUSE TO NOT TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM. OTL
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship:
*thinks*
Hetalia - SpainXAmerica.
Favourite older/younger ship:
Jrock - ToshiXMana?
Hetalia - RussiaXLittle America
"My first, I could never abandon you" ship:
*thinks long and hard, first ship ever oh geez*
Star Wars - HanXLeia? I seriously can not recall that far back.
Favourite devotion ship:
Like, shows devotion to one another?...um...
Jrock - ToshiXMana. Seriously, the love and devotion is off the cute charts.
Favourite never-met ship:
I don't think I have one of these..
Favourite abuse ship:
I don't particularly like abuse. =(
Favourite rape ship:
Again, I don't particularly like abuse. 8D
Favourite "Awwww!" ship:
Hetalia - America+Italy. It's too fucking cute. They are retarded together!
Favourite perverted ship:
I can't think of one. OTL
Favourite dominance!battle ship:
Hetalia - AmericaXRussia! They would duke it out for who can fuck who! Gun fights, punches, and a game of rock paper scissors. In the end, someone must lose the battle of the bedsheets!