I.AM.GOING.TO.SMASH.THIS.THING.

Aug 31, 2009 23:07

THANK YOU FIREFOX. WHY ARE YOU MADE OF FAIL - OR - WHY DO YOU FAIL WITH ME?
WE USED TO BE FRIENDS.
I GOT A NEW COMPUTER, SO YOU COULD LOAD AS FAST AS YOU WANT, SO WE COULD SPEND HOURS TOGETHER REVELING IN THE 6MB OF RAM!
BUT NO.
NO.

NO.

YOU DECIDE THAT OBVIOUSLY LOADING PAGES LIKE PHOTOBUCKET IS TOO HARD. OR GMAIL. DOING EMAIL IS TOO HARD NOW. WITH 6GB OF RAM.

OR HOW LIVEJOURNAL IS MOLASSES - HOW DARE WE LOAD IT, AND TRY TO LEAVE COMMENTS! LIVEJOURNAL IS THE DEVIL.

I CHANGED VIRUS SCANNERS FOR YOU. IN THE HOPES IT WOULD APPEASE YOU. FOR YOU ARE MY BROWSER OF CHOICE. I LIKE YOU FOR THE LJ LOGIN ADD ON. IT IS NIFTY.

SO WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME? WHY?

WHY?!

Guys. I am seriously ready to throw a computer that is not even a month old against a wall. I should NOT be having these issues. Since when did Firefox selectively crap out on people? Or on Vista?

IF YOU TELL ME TO GO BACK TO XP I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE DAMN FACE. I DON'T KNOW HOW VISTA WORKS BUT I LIKE WHAT I DO KNOW AND I AM LEARNING QUICKLY. YES XP WAS GREAT. TIME TO MOVE ON. BUT I WANT TO KEEP FIREFOX. AND YET IT IS A BEING FUCKING DOUCHE.

Short aside - Interac was in the Japanese news for EPIC FAIL. Or actually the ALT lifestyle was. I think the Japanese public are starting to worry. 8;D Awesome.

technology, work, bad day

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