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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them

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[wristsniper]

[This is officially the best moment of her life, and she is staring, desperately trying to look unimpressed.]

[hideandhero]

[IT'S NOT WORKING.]

Oh, Lady General.

[wristsniper]

[Haaalf a smirk. This is her sexy face, I swear.]

What is that?

[hideandhero]

This is my personal melee weapon.

Entendres are here!

[wristsniper]

Noted. It's a bit bigger than usual, I'd say.

/plays along

[hideandhero]

Everything is a little bigger when I'm involved.

[wristsniper]

I'm going to have to see evidence of that.

[hideandhero]

However you want it.

[wristsniper]

I'd offer to go head to head with you, but I haven't taken one like that on in quite some time. Even I know the limits of my own body.

[hideandhero]

It's not just about your body. This thing will cleave your sword in two without a second though.

[wristsniper]

I can tell. One of my men had something similar. [He will never hear her say anything more fondly than that. Still ice-cold, but a soldier should be able to recognize a soldier's heart.]

[hideandhero]

Hopefully this brings back good memories then.

[wristsniper]

Very good ones.

Let me have a closer look.

[hideandhero]

[Grabbing the safety strip and offering it.]

HAHA NOW SHE HAS TOUCHED.. both their swords... wait. awkward.

[wristsniper]

[She takes it rather gingerly, just weighing it a bit before handing it back.]

You use these regularly?

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[hideandhero]

I've got most of my kills with it. That thing is practically swimming in ork, tyranid, and heretic blood.