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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them

Comments

[nosoul_nomind]

[Watching raptly from a nearby treebranch. This is AWESOME.]

[hideandhero]

[Gotta take a breather because giant armored, 8 foot tall guys really wear you out.]

Did you climb up there for the show?

[nosoul_nomind]

Pretty much. Easier to see from up here. [Barton's only a little over 5 feet, herself.]

Nice, uh, weapon-things.

[hideandhero]

Chainsword. Never seen one? They're pretty standard issue to Astartes like the big guy and Commissars like me.

[nosoul_nomind]

Nope. Never heard of an Astartes or Commissar anyway.

[hideandhero]

It's a long story, either way. Unless you want to hear it.

[nosoul_nomind]

Not really. Is it hard to use? [She's way more interested in the cool weapon.]

[hideandhero]

It's like using any other sword except if you accidentally hit yourself, you're losing a body part.

[nosoul_nomind]

You both seem like you're in one piece. Can't be that hard.

[hideandhero]

I've got about a hundred years of combat experience under my belt. He's got even more.

[nosoul_nomind]

[Headtilt. You look awfully young to be so old. She asks what to her is an obvious question.]

You guys mages?

[hideandhero]

[WHOA, RECOILING.]

That's a nasty insult you got there, kid.

[nosoul_nomind]

[This does not make sense.]

How the hell is that an insult? I just asked a question.

[hideandhero]

Don't get involved with magic and sorcery. Trust me on that one.

[nosoul_nomind]

Why should I?

[hideandhero]

Because when a Dark God comes knocking at your door asking for your soul, you'll be wishing you did. And then you'll be praying it's not Slaneesh.