Happy Valentine's Day!
Chapter 2
Summary: everybody except Uruha thinks Aoi is Miyavi! even Miyavi! also hide has a big oppertunity for the boys!
(A/N Kyo replaces Kozi. Hizumi replaces Yu-ki in MM)
"WHY ARE HEARTS AND PUPPIES FLOATING OUT OF THE SHOWER HEAD?!" Yoshiki yelled as he held a cute little pink puppy that barked at him and then licked his face as a floating heart hit him in the head. "Hey at least you get to take a shower first! we gotta wait in line!", Aoi growled as he poked his head out of the long line. "Shut up Miyavi!", Yoshiki screamed "I am not Miyavi!", Aoi screamed back throwing a bar of soap at Miyavi who was making out with Gackt in the line. "ow! hey stop hitting me Miyavi!", Miyavi snapped as he threw the bar back hitting Aoi square in the face. "I am NOT you!", Aoi shouted angerly, "calm down sweetheart ", Uruha soothed as he turnedd to face Miyavi-I mean-Aoi "but everybody thinks I'm MYV!" Aoi complained as the line went up.
"No they don't Aoi-" Uruha was cut off by Ruki who greeted Aoi,"mornin' Miyavi!", the gutairist pulled at his hair as he screamed out "I. AM. NOT. MIYAVI. GACKT DAMNIT!!!!!", Gackt turned tword Aoi "why are you yelling Meev?",
The GazettE's lead gutairist ran away screaming at the top of his lungs "I AM NOT MIYAAAAVI!!!!", Uruha ran after him,"Aoi! come back! I know your not Miyavi!!!".
"What's with Miyavi?", hide asked as he walked up to Yoshiki who was still getting licked by the puppy. "How the hell should I know maybe he ate too much suger or some shit" Yoshiki responded as hide took the puppy from him with a squeal of "doggie!!!", he then ran down the hall tword Kami shouting "I found a doggie Kami!! look at the cute doggie!!".
"HEEEEELLLLLP!!!", Heath screamed as the giant pink teddy bear picked his hot ass up and hugged him. "Mana-sama says you stepped on his dress hem! prepare to die!", K shouted after Mana whispered to him. Mana pulled out a bazooka and shot the teddy bear. it ran away crying tears of honey and chocolate, "Mana! he was my friend why you do dat?!" hide whined as he handed the doggie to Kami who squeaked "doggie!".
"PEOPLE! GET YOUR ASSES TO THE LIVING ROOM NOW!!!" hide yelled as he sat ontop of a giant....uh...'electric cucumber'.....yeah that's it.
(LR)
After everyone lined up hide handed everybody a card shaped like a pink spider, "ok everyone I am super happy right now so we're gunna have a little contest. you each have a card and in the card is the name of the person you will be paired with. the two of you will have to sing a duet of one of my songs pick anyone you want. you will report to the studio at midnight to perform it ok?", everyone nodded "ok good now look at your cards!".
Yoshiki opened his "Sugizo" Sugizo walked over to him. Toshi opened his "Pata" Pata walked up to him.
Heath opened his "Hizumi", Hizumi went to stand next to him. Miyavi was next "Gackt", Gackt skipped happily over to his lover. Kyo was next "Mana-Sama" Mana elegantly glided over to him. Ruki barked "Reita" Reita came up to him. Aoi was next "Uruha" Uruha stood next his lover. last but not by any means least was hide "Kami-chan get your fine ass over here", Kami walked over to hide still holding the cute little doggie, "hi doggie!!", hide cooed as he scratched the happy pup behind the ear.
"Oh yeah, who ever wins gets to cover one of my songs on my new album Fuc Sex!"
TBC...