OMG GUESS WHAT DAY IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!? *spazzes*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SAMMY!! AKA: MY FAVORITE WHORE! AKA: EVERYTHING_INME! I WUFF YOOOOU!! *huggles*
I've been planning this whole week for months now, but because the universe is against Hider, all the computer and school problems fucked everything up. Sooooo.... some stuff might still be popping up belatedly as I finish it. The original 'big' present was going to be a Hider/Sam fanlisting but I have yet to hear back so *shrug* suprise lol. Just pretend this is as good lol.
THE STORY:
Yes, you read it right. I have named the official Sider soundtrack 'Our Road to Hell' after a long standing joke between the two of us about our underworld. It was decided a long time ago that Sam would drive (because she would handle the flames better, obviously) and I would ride shotgun. Our apartment of denial will have a black picket fence (white ones are soooo overrated) and the tv inside will play all of our favorite Lit scenes in a continuous reel. The walls will of course will be plastered with Milo posters. But won't that increase the hot factor you ask? Well yes in a huge degree but we have thought ahead! Hence the multiple fans that will be surrounding us.... and the hot shirtless boys fanning us. *beams*
As far as the song choices go... some are self explanatory. Some are silly. Some are serious. Some are fucking hysterical and others will make no sense to you. *nods*
THE TRACKS:
- Please comment if you download, I gotta watch the bandwidth.
- Please Right-Click/Save As...
-- 01. Bad Best Friend [Nada Surf]
And if most people fade to gray and black, you'll fade to light blue
That is really the only line that matters, it just reminds me so much of Sam. First off, she would fade to a different color just to be difficult, whether or not she even liked the color. Secondly, everybody has groups they classify their friends in, and Sam's alone in her group, because there is no one else like her.
-- 02. Crash [Gwen Stefani]
I'm here waiting, crash into me real hard
This is the song that plays during our lesbian pornos. *nods* And such a fun song it is. Just listen to it.
-- 03. I Will Follow You Into the Dark [Death Cab for Cutie]
No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white, just our hands clasped so tight
This is the obligatory sappy song. Shut the fuck up bitches. Plus it fits with all of our heaven and hell talk.
-- 04. I Wish I Was A Lesbian [Wainwright Loudon]
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
Pretty self explanatory lol.
-- 05. I Wouldn't Miss it For the World [Jonathan Rice]
When you die I will come looking for you, I wouldn't miss it for the world
This whole song is very me and Sam but I choose it mostly because another thing we kind of joke about is our deaths lol. I always say if she dosen't hear from me by whenever to call my mommy so she can come to my funeral. Morbid? Yes. Do we care? No.
-- 06. Sometimes You Can't Make it On Your Own [U2]
You don't have to go it alone
My sappy Sam song because I don't know what I'd do without her. *smooshes her*
-- 07. Stuck With You [Huey Lewis and The News]
Thought about breaking up, but now we know it’s much too late
I have grown attatched to my Sammy. She couldn't ditch me if she wanted to.
-- 08. When You're Old and Lonely [Magnetic Fields]
When you're old and lonely, you will wish you'd married me
Because for one, I can so see us as two bitter old ladies in rocking chairs bitching about everything, but mainly because one day Sam will realize she will never find a better lay then me. ;)
*cracks up* So whadda ya think?
I've been planning this whole week for months now, but because the universe is against Hider, all the computer and school problems fucked everything up. Sooooo.... some stuff might still be popping up belatedly as I finish it. The original 'big' present was going to be a Hider/Sam fanlisting but I have yet to hear back so *shrug* suprise lol. Just pretend this is as good lol.
THE STORY:
Yes, you read it right. I have named the official Sider soundtrack 'Our Road to Hell' after a long standing joke between the two of us about our underworld. It was decided a long time ago that Sam would drive (because she would handle the flames better, obviously) and I would ride shotgun. Our apartment of denial will have a black picket fence (white ones are soooo overrated) and the tv inside will play all of our favorite Lit scenes in a continuous reel. The walls will of course will be plastered with Milo posters. But won't that increase the hot factor you ask? Well yes in a huge degree but we have thought ahead! Hence the multiple fans that will be surrounding us.... and the hot shirtless boys fanning us. *beams*
As far as the song choices go... some are self explanatory. Some are silly. Some are serious. Some are fucking hysterical and others will make no sense to you. *nods*
THE TRACKS:
- Please comment if you download, I gotta watch the bandwidth.
- Please Right-Click/Save As...
-- 01. Bad Best Friend [Nada Surf]
And if most people fade to gray and black, you'll fade to light blue
That is really the only line that matters, it just reminds me so much of Sam. First off, she would fade to a different color just to be difficult, whether or not she even liked the color. Secondly, everybody has groups they classify their friends in, and Sam's alone in her group, because there is no one else like her.
-- 02. Crash [Gwen Stefani]
I'm here waiting, crash into me real hard
This is the song that plays during our lesbian pornos. *nods* And such a fun song it is. Just listen to it.
-- 03. I Will Follow You Into the Dark [Death Cab for Cutie]
No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white, just our hands clasped so tight
This is the obligatory sappy song. Shut the fuck up bitches. Plus it fits with all of our heaven and hell talk.
-- 04. I Wish I Was A Lesbian [Wainwright Loudon]
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
Pretty self explanatory lol.
-- 05. I Wouldn't Miss it For the World [Jonathan Rice]
When you die I will come looking for you, I wouldn't miss it for the world
This whole song is very me and Sam but I choose it mostly because another thing we kind of joke about is our deaths lol. I always say if she dosen't hear from me by whenever to call my mommy so she can come to my funeral. Morbid? Yes. Do we care? No.
-- 06. Sometimes You Can't Make it On Your Own [U2]
You don't have to go it alone
My sappy Sam song because I don't know what I'd do without her. *smooshes her*
-- 07. Stuck With You [Huey Lewis and The News]
Thought about breaking up, but now we know it’s much too late
I have grown attatched to my Sammy. She couldn't ditch me if she wanted to.
-- 08. When You're Old and Lonely [Magnetic Fields]
When you're old and lonely, you will wish you'd married me
Because for one, I can so see us as two bitter old ladies in rocking chairs bitching about everything, but mainly because one day Sam will realize she will never find a better lay then me. ;)
*cracks up* So whadda ya think?