Another really bad day. Examage + fucked up parentals = major suckage.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for hide_r:
Day #Who?What they got you1st
nordmaedchenA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please2nd
aimtomissLED christmas anal beads3rd
aliasagenta crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'4th
imbroken17a confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'5th
joypiterpubic dandruff shampoo6th
catkirkan invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy7th
blond_bearthe complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape8th
walksintheparkA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge9th
tangledinyouA booklet of sexual favors coupons10th
saveadamA creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration11th
worseluckcrotchless panties12th
absentdreamsa taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'
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QuizGalaxy.com ) joypiter! I told you to keep quiet about that *eyes dart*
walksinthepark and
saveadam, i knew you two had a thing for me ;)
imbroken17, why I am not suprised at all? *rolls eyes*
nordmaedchen, just what i always wanted!!
worseluck, those'll come in handy ;)
tangledinyou, we're gonna have some fuuuun ;)
Off to therapy and then to study my brains out... *cracks up* That was a good one, if only I could keep a straight face. Becuase let's be honest here, me studying. *whole flist cracks up*
Anyway, TV Hiatus's are depressing me. I have decided that the word hiatus is evil. We should boycott it. Whose with me?!! i swear, the only good thing about tonight is Bones, which I had forgotten but am now super-excited about.