There have been way too many pretty pic!spams as of late and I was feeling left out. So I spent all last night doing this and, wow, I forgot how long it took. It didn't help that Photoshop literally crashed about a million times because I was stupid and did everything the hard way. That being said, I'm too tired for the whole witty commentary thing so this is going to be pretty straightforward.
(aka the least dial-up friendly thing ever)
Jenny: Homework, headset, hang bag. Check, check, check. I have to pee. [Ignoring the yells of Dan and Rufus] Have you guys seen my sketchbook?!
Nate: Whoa, sorry! Oh my God, Jenny! [Laughing]
Jenny: Sorry! [Getting distracted by his naked chest.]
Nate: Did you do something with your hair?
Jenny: Uh... yeah. Shorter, blonder, I was bored.
Nate: I like it, it looks... It looks good.
Jenny: Thanks.
Nate: Oh, go ahead, use the bathroom. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
Jenny: Oh, no! I'm gonna go, it's fine, I'll just pee at work.
Nate: No, no, no, no-
Jenny: No, it's fine!
Nate: Okay...
[Insert Agnus being friendly and Eleanor pulling a bitch move]
Nate: Jenny, hey!
Jenny: Nate? What are you doing here?
Nate: I found this when you left and I thought you might need it, so...
Jenny: Oh, I do, thank you! Thank you so much...
Nate: Sure!
Jenny: That was really nice of you.
Nate: Well, I'll let you get back to work.
Jenny: Yeah, I'll see you.
Nate: Bye.
Jenny: Bye.
Agnus: That guy? Is totally into you.
Jenny: No, he's not. He thinks of me as a little sister.
Agnus: Yeah, a little sister he'd like to do.
Jenny: No, he doesn't.
Agnus: Yeah, yep....
Nate: Jenny! Hey, wait up! Are you taking off already?
Jenny: Uh, yeah, me and my friends are going to a party.
Nate: Oh, I didn't know. I was hoping we could hang out tonight.
Jenny: Well, there's always tomorrow at the loft.
Nate: Really? I mean, I kind of doubt that. You're always working now, like last night, the night before...
Jenny: Well I actually quit Eleanor's.
Nate: You quit Eleanor's?! That job was... everything to you.
Jenny: I know, um, it might sound crazy but I'm actually thinking of starting my own line.
Nate: Really? What does your dad think about that?
Jenny: Okay... um, I was actually hoping for more or a 'Congratulations, Jenny!' or at least monosyllabic 'Wow.'
Agnus: [Appearing with Max] You coming, Jenn?
Jenny: Uh, yeah, I'll be right there.
Nate: Hey, how old is that guy?
Jenny: Okay, that guy is Max and he went to RISD with Aaron and he's an amazing photographer who's going to shoot my line. Look, I gotta go. Umm... my friends are waiting for me so, if my Dad asks, just tell him I'm at Eleanor's.
Nate: Wait...
[Insert peer pressure here]
Jenny: Nate, what are you doing here?
Nate: Jenny, what are you doing here? Come on, get your stuff, let's go.
Jenny: No!
Agnus: [To Jenny] That is so sweet! Sweetie, I told you he liked you! [To Max] I totally called that one!
Max: Yeah, you did.
Jenny: I'm not leaving with you.
Nate: [Sitting down] Then I can wait.
Jenny: Fine.
Jenny: How could you do that to me?!
Nate: What are you talking about?! You're lucky I showed up when I did! That was a bad scene, Jenny.
Jenny: No, it wasn't. We were dancing around in our underwear, not making a porno!
Nate: Not yet, anyway!
Jenny: No, no ever! I would never let myself get into a situation like that. I know what I'm doing, Nate!
Nate: I know you think you do but that guy was taking advantage of you!
Jenny: Right, you are not my father and you are not my brother, so why do you care so much?!
Nate: Because.
[Jenny leans in and kisses Nate]
[A mortified Jenny tries to run away but Nate catches her by the arm]
Gossip Girl: But I'll confess, every once in a while, a girl craves her fairy tale ending. So sleep tight little kiddies, it looks like Little J got her happily ever after.
Notes
- This pic!spam was made for
picspammy's latest challenge, because that community is my newest obsession.
- All the caps were taken by me. If you want to make icons/graphics/whatever, please find your own. The one's above have been edited in PS for the purpose of this picspam.
- Whose up for a part town in the form of 209? Hmm?