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I hear lots of people is making sweets this year! I wonder if anyone will be brave enough to come to my house this time. Last year I didn't get very many presents at all. Then again, I guess there aren't really very many things I want that someone could get in here

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[lordmaximoff]

As much as I despise this holiday I suppose I could bring you someone to drink as a gift. Vampire solidarity and all that, even if you are a bit of an irritant.

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But what if you bring somebody I like by mistake? That would be awkward for everyone.

[lordmaximoff]

Ah, that's right, you have attachments. [said in the same tone as someone would say "Ah, that's right, you have leprosy"]

Very well, give me a list of who you wouldn't mind feeding off of and I will see what I can do.

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Just don't hurt my family.

[lordmaximoff]

Wouldn't dream of it, my dear.