FICLET: Untitled Silliness - H/D - PG
Here's another birthday thing that I wrote for aome back in 2005. This one is quite silly, but she liked it, and I do want all of my fic in one place, hence the cross-posting.
"Come on, Draco, it's time to sing!"
"What? That's ridiculous. Malfoy's don't *do* singing."
"But it's Plu's birthday!"
"I'm *not* singing."
"But hiddenscribbles wants us to!"
"Please. Like I care what that silly twit wants."
"Draco! She said we're supposed to sing, so that's what we're going to do!"
"Am not."
"Are too! Or ... or ... I'm not going to shag you for a week!"
"... That's a low blow, Potter."
"I don't care. You either sing 'Happy Birthday' to Plu or that's it - it's the spare bedroom for you."
"... Can't I just hum?"
"No! Full-out singing, Malfoy, or you'll just have to become reacquainted with your right hand."
*mutinous look* "I hate you."
"Yeah, right."
"..."
"Are you going to sing, or not?"
"..." *sigh* "Fine, Potter. Let's get it over with."
*smug grin*
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Plu
Happy birthday to you!
"Are we finished now?"
"Yes, Draco. We're finished. Until next year, of course."
"I *hate* you."
"Yes, you said that already. Shall I just move out to make things easier on you?"
"Now, Potter, there's no reason to be hasty...."
"That's what I thought."
~*Fine*~
Er. :)) I told you it was silly. :">
"Come on, Draco, it's time to sing!"
"What? That's ridiculous. Malfoy's don't *do* singing."
"But it's Plu's birthday!"
"I'm *not* singing."
"But hiddenscribbles wants us to!"
"Please. Like I care what that silly twit wants."
"Draco! She said we're supposed to sing, so that's what we're going to do!"
"Am not."
"Are too! Or ... or ... I'm not going to shag you for a week!"
"... That's a low blow, Potter."
"I don't care. You either sing 'Happy Birthday' to Plu or that's it - it's the spare bedroom for you."
"... Can't I just hum?"
"No! Full-out singing, Malfoy, or you'll just have to become reacquainted with your right hand."
*mutinous look* "I hate you."
"Yeah, right."
"..."
"Are you going to sing, or not?"
"..." *sigh* "Fine, Potter. Let's get it over with."
*smug grin*
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Plu
Happy birthday to you!
"Are we finished now?"
"Yes, Draco. We're finished. Until next year, of course."
"I *hate* you."
"Yes, you said that already. Shall I just move out to make things easier on you?"
"Now, Potter, there's no reason to be hasty...."
"That's what I thought."
~*Fine*~
Er. :)) I told you it was silly. :">