Speech

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Give me some witty and enticing way to start my speech. It is about being a bra specialist at Victoria's Secret (yes, i am aware of the lame title, and what the speech is about).

I have to talk about How I got the job, which is boring so I need some way to spice that lame story up, i.e. i don't want to just say, I filled out an application.

I also just need a starter sentence that gives it some... flare...