Hi, my name is...
...Mister NOT ONLY DO I TRY TO PICK UP GIRLS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE MY ACTUAL PHYSICAL APPEARANCE IS HORRID, I ALSO TRY TO START SHIT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE I KNOW IN REAL LIFE I WOULD GET MY UGLY STUPID FACE BEATEN IN!
Presenting a lesson in Retardation 101
Rockgodes: Hi. This is Jared. We should call a truce.
crayonseatflesh: Haha I wasn't aware that we didn't get along?
Rockgodes: Well, you know. I've heard stuff.
Rockgodes: You know, I'm not as hot as you or anything... ... .
Rockgodes: It's not my fault all the girls talk to on the internet IM me before you IM them.
crayonseatflesh:
Haha, oh Jared.
Rockgodes: So, let's just truce it, drop the egos, and be cool, because I hate that there's this unspoken rivalry.
crayonseatflesh: Alrighty.
Rockgodes: Some girl told me you were telling her I was all Lurker and looked more like a troll than you.
Rockgodes: And I'm just like, what did I ever do but be nice to this kid and now I'm getting called a creepy troll.
crayonseatflesh: I'm just an asshole homie, nothing personal. ;-)
Rockgodes: Oh, I know.
Rockgodes: But really, that's fucked up.
Rockgodes: I don't go telling people that you're trying to make friends with that you're creepy or whatever.
Rockgodes: I'll jsut be like I met that dude a few times, he seems cool.
Rockgodes: Because you did seem cool at the time.
crayonseatflesh: God, sorry for hurting your feelings or whatever! Infinite apologies! It'll never happen again!
Rockgodes: Haha.
Rockgodes: Good job dude. Good job. Be an ass. Whatever.
Rockgodes: This is why people meet me and think I'm cool and friendly and whatever and people meet you and are like what the fuck is up with this asshole.
Rockgodes: And that's a quote.
crayonseatflesh: Well I don't know what else you want me to say, I said alright to no harm no foul no more problems or whatever and then you wanted to try to fly on beating a guilt trip into my head.
crayonseatflesh: Oh my god Jared you're right, everyone loves you
Rockgodes: No
Rockgodes: Not everyone love me.
Rockgodes: That's not what I am saying
crayonseatflesh: I'm at least privy to the fact that everyone thinks I'm an asshole, while apparently no one has taken the courtesy to let you in on the fact that you're the biggest fucking joke around
Rockgodes: How am I the biggest joke around?
crayonseatflesh: Jared, everyone thinks your a joke
crayonseatflesh: say your name in a crowd of people and everyone laughs
Rockgodes: Or like when you said my name to that girl she said I was friendly and nice.
crayonseatflesh: You think your super hip scenester music boy, but everyone is laughing at you behind your back.
Rockgodes: Or you are, I really don't know fo anyone else.
crayonseatflesh: One girl you met down here can't speak for the mountains of people in the northwest florida area.
Rockgodes: That would defend me?
crayonseatflesh: Wow, that make fun of you relentlessly behind your back
Rockgodes: Like who?
Rockgodes: I could think of a few people that aren't really fond of me but I can't imagine "mountains"
crayonseatflesh: now if you're done illuminating your dream world to me, I'm going to get back to what I was doing. Later guy
Rockgodes: Nah, I was trying to get things cool.
Rockgodes: I wasn't tryinmg to get in a fight.
crayonseatflesh: I said things were cool Jared
crayonseatflesh: Rockgodes: So, let's just truce it, drop the egos, and be cool, because I hate that there's this unspoken rivalry.
crayonseatflesh: Alrighty.
Rockgodes: Well, the conversation started to go differently.
Rockgodes: But wahtever.
Rockgodes: I'd appreciate if you didn't talk about me behind my back, because I sure as hell don't say anything negative about you.
crayonseatflesh: The conversation started to go differently when you tried to beat a guilt trip into my head, and I'm not going to fucking listen to it.
[EDIT:] I should have clarified, that is not Rockgodes I am talking to, it is in fact Jared Wynn.
Presenting a lesson in Retardation 101
Rockgodes: Hi. This is Jared. We should call a truce.
crayonseatflesh: Haha I wasn't aware that we didn't get along?
Rockgodes: Well, you know. I've heard stuff.
Rockgodes: You know, I'm not as hot as you or anything... ... .
Rockgodes: It's not my fault all the girls talk to on the internet IM me before you IM them.
crayonseatflesh:
Haha, oh Jared.
Rockgodes: So, let's just truce it, drop the egos, and be cool, because I hate that there's this unspoken rivalry.
crayonseatflesh: Alrighty.
Rockgodes: Some girl told me you were telling her I was all Lurker and looked more like a troll than you.
Rockgodes: And I'm just like, what did I ever do but be nice to this kid and now I'm getting called a creepy troll.
crayonseatflesh: I'm just an asshole homie, nothing personal. ;-)
Rockgodes: Oh, I know.
Rockgodes: But really, that's fucked up.
Rockgodes: I don't go telling people that you're trying to make friends with that you're creepy or whatever.
Rockgodes: I'll jsut be like I met that dude a few times, he seems cool.
Rockgodes: Because you did seem cool at the time.
crayonseatflesh: God, sorry for hurting your feelings or whatever! Infinite apologies! It'll never happen again!
Rockgodes: Haha.
Rockgodes: Good job dude. Good job. Be an ass. Whatever.
Rockgodes: This is why people meet me and think I'm cool and friendly and whatever and people meet you and are like what the fuck is up with this asshole.
Rockgodes: And that's a quote.
crayonseatflesh: Well I don't know what else you want me to say, I said alright to no harm no foul no more problems or whatever and then you wanted to try to fly on beating a guilt trip into my head.
crayonseatflesh: Oh my god Jared you're right, everyone loves you
Rockgodes: No
Rockgodes: Not everyone love me.
Rockgodes: That's not what I am saying
crayonseatflesh: I'm at least privy to the fact that everyone thinks I'm an asshole, while apparently no one has taken the courtesy to let you in on the fact that you're the biggest fucking joke around
Rockgodes: How am I the biggest joke around?
crayonseatflesh: Jared, everyone thinks your a joke
crayonseatflesh: say your name in a crowd of people and everyone laughs
Rockgodes: Or like when you said my name to that girl she said I was friendly and nice.
crayonseatflesh: You think your super hip scenester music boy, but everyone is laughing at you behind your back.
Rockgodes: Or you are, I really don't know fo anyone else.
crayonseatflesh: One girl you met down here can't speak for the mountains of people in the northwest florida area.
Rockgodes: That would defend me?
crayonseatflesh: Wow, that make fun of you relentlessly behind your back
Rockgodes: Like who?
Rockgodes: I could think of a few people that aren't really fond of me but I can't imagine "mountains"
crayonseatflesh: now if you're done illuminating your dream world to me, I'm going to get back to what I was doing. Later guy
Rockgodes: Nah, I was trying to get things cool.
Rockgodes: I wasn't tryinmg to get in a fight.
crayonseatflesh: I said things were cool Jared
crayonseatflesh: Rockgodes: So, let's just truce it, drop the egos, and be cool, because I hate that there's this unspoken rivalry.
crayonseatflesh: Alrighty.
Rockgodes: Well, the conversation started to go differently.
Rockgodes: But wahtever.
Rockgodes: I'd appreciate if you didn't talk about me behind my back, because I sure as hell don't say anything negative about you.
crayonseatflesh: The conversation started to go differently when you tried to beat a guilt trip into my head, and I'm not going to fucking listen to it.
[EDIT:] I should have clarified, that is not Rockgodes I am talking to, it is in fact Jared Wynn.