Lordie lordie lordie

Aug 26, 2003 14:00

Last night Chris said to me:

"Dude, my printer is like gayer than I am"

This was after we went to IHOP, and ended up seated next to some flaming homosexuals. Memorable quotes of the night include, but are not limited to:

"With my ex's I'm all about the death. On my profile, under marital status it says "To my ex, may he rest in peace ...SOON!"
"There ain't nothin' worse than a bottom in denial"
"Mario, that motherfucker bent over and I could see what he was thinkin' into next week!"

Only one of the four guys was white, and Chris had this to say about him:

"he probably got slaughtered by those guys, they probably tore him up like a piece of fried chicken"
"there was blood shed that night bryan, there was blood shed that night"

I just played 'Pump It Up', this bobo wannabe DDR. it sucked. I need an old school 2nd or 3rd Mix Machine PLEASE!

For lunch I had a Spicy Chicken sandwich with pickles, because it reminds me of someone... :)
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