Oh how true this is...
You know you go to W.V.U. when....
1. You used to think that NATTI was a ghetto way of saying the name of a city in Ohio. Now you realize it will be your drink of choice while you attend WVU.
2. It is not at all out of the odinary to see 2-4, 40 year old Dad's sitting at the bar, with a dip in, trying to pick up college girls. This does not scare you, you ask if you can buy them a beer.
3. You wake up on a Saturday afternoon to call your Mom and find 10-20 new names in your phonebook.
4. You call a name at random and find that it is one of those 40 year old guys that was at the bar. He wants to hang out.
5. It is not surprising on a Saturday night to have walk up the stairs instead of take the elevator. Apparently someone crapped in one elevator, and peed all over the other one.
6. Before each home game you venture to "THE PIT". There is a police officer in front of The Pit handing you a cup to drink beer out of. You look at him skeptically for a moment and then snatch the cup from his law-biding hands.
7. Before the drunk bus comes, you PRAY that you don't get the "NAZI" bus driver.
8. Your drunk bus has been pulled over on the way home to TOWERS because someone has started a fight on it.
9. Chants on the drunk bus have become a way of life for you, and you sit home some nights thinking chants up to use next time you ride it home.
10. After a home victory the first thing you think of doing is finding the nearest couch/car/house and burning it down to celebrate the win.
11. You also do this when there is a victory on the road.
12. You have been trapped on a PRT more than once, or, you have contemplated jumping on the PRT tracks and running to class when a PRT was "late".
13. You have more than one professor that uses the term "Ya'll" in class. Mind you, this man has a P.hd
14. As a Freshmen you can take classes such as: Geology, Forestry, and Introduction to Agricultural Sciences.
15. You go to Shooters/Club Z/Pulse not because they are nice bars, but because you can drink there with merely a piece of paper with the words: "I AM 21" written on it.
16. Drink and Drown is now permently part of your vocabulary.
17. Any drink (even a pitcher) that is more than 3$ is considered a "rip-off" to you.
18. If you go a week without having to evacuate TOWERS after 3 AM you begin to wonder whats going on?
19. One night while your door is closed you recieve a knock on it. It is a member of the Night Staff asking you to turn your TV down. They proceed to give you a full cavity search, afraid you may have alcohol in your room.
20. You have gone to your RA's room late one night after going out, and she asks you if you want to, "Go to Kroger get a 6 and kill it in the parking lot." (and shes dead serious)
21. You have gone to you 6:00 PM Pre-Business class only to be dismissed from class at 6:02 PM because the professor "Has somewhere to be tonight"
22. A drunk walk home always ends with a stop at Casa Di Amici, but you will NEVER eat there when you are sober.
23. UNLIMITED KEGS, on a poster for a party no longer excites you.
24. A party with anything less than 10 kegs is a "waste of your time"
25. You never like John Denver before but you now love him, and know every line to "Country Roads"
26. You also know every lyric to "Pour some Sugar on Me" and have it downloaded on your computer.
27. You know atleast one person who goes out 5-6 times a week.
28. Your drunk bus has been pulled over by the police before.
29. You know atleast 10 people who have been caught drinking or smoking and they have let them off saying: "Hey we are both WVU"
30. You have seen a cop writing somone a ticket with a cigarette hanging from there mouth.
31. You have seen someone drive past the Mountainlair with a beer in their hand.
1. You used to think that NATTI was a ghetto way of saying the name of a city in Ohio. Now you realize it will be your drink of choice while you attend WVU.
2. It is not at all out of the odinary to see 2-4, 40 year old Dad's sitting at the bar, with a dip in, trying to pick up college girls. This does not scare you, you ask if you can buy them a beer.
3. You wake up on a Saturday afternoon to call your Mom and find 10-20 new names in your phonebook.
4. You call a name at random and find that it is one of those 40 year old guys that was at the bar. He wants to hang out.
5. It is not surprising on a Saturday night to have walk up the stairs instead of take the elevator. Apparently someone crapped in one elevator, and peed all over the other one.
6. Before each home game you venture to "THE PIT". There is a police officer in front of The Pit handing you a cup to drink beer out of. You look at him skeptically for a moment and then snatch the cup from his law-biding hands.
7. Before the drunk bus comes, you PRAY that you don't get the "NAZI" bus driver.
8. Your drunk bus has been pulled over on the way home to TOWERS because someone has started a fight on it.
9. Chants on the drunk bus have become a way of life for you, and you sit home some nights thinking chants up to use next time you ride it home.
10. After a home victory the first thing you think of doing is finding the nearest couch/car/house and burning it down to celebrate the win.
11. You also do this when there is a victory on the road.
12. You have been trapped on a PRT more than once, or, you have contemplated jumping on the PRT tracks and running to class when a PRT was "late".
13. You have more than one professor that uses the term "Ya'll" in class. Mind you, this man has a P.hd
14. As a Freshmen you can take classes such as: Geology, Forestry, and Introduction to Agricultural Sciences.
15. You go to Shooters/Club Z/Pulse not because they are nice bars, but because you can drink there with merely a piece of paper with the words: "I AM 21" written on it.
16. Drink and Drown is now permently part of your vocabulary.
17. Any drink (even a pitcher) that is more than 3$ is considered a "rip-off" to you.
18. If you go a week without having to evacuate TOWERS after 3 AM you begin to wonder whats going on?
19. One night while your door is closed you recieve a knock on it. It is a member of the Night Staff asking you to turn your TV down. They proceed to give you a full cavity search, afraid you may have alcohol in your room.
20. You have gone to your RA's room late one night after going out, and she asks you if you want to, "Go to Kroger get a 6 and kill it in the parking lot." (and shes dead serious)
21. You have gone to you 6:00 PM Pre-Business class only to be dismissed from class at 6:02 PM because the professor "Has somewhere to be tonight"
22. A drunk walk home always ends with a stop at Casa Di Amici, but you will NEVER eat there when you are sober.
23. UNLIMITED KEGS, on a poster for a party no longer excites you.
24. A party with anything less than 10 kegs is a "waste of your time"
25. You never like John Denver before but you now love him, and know every line to "Country Roads"
26. You also know every lyric to "Pour some Sugar on Me" and have it downloaded on your computer.
27. You know atleast one person who goes out 5-6 times a week.
28. Your drunk bus has been pulled over by the police before.
29. You know atleast 10 people who have been caught drinking or smoking and they have let them off saying: "Hey we are both WVU"
30. You have seen a cop writing somone a ticket with a cigarette hanging from there mouth.
31. You have seen someone drive past the Mountainlair with a beer in their hand.