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[hiddenbadass]

How's my Mike? Not enough of a jerk? Not obsessed enough with Donny?

Please let me know~

Especially lemme know about that new Shippuuden movie. 8DDDDDD

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[ridingabicycle]

YEAH OKAY SO.

It's lol the most illogical movie ever but that's okay because it has NARUTO DADDY and he is YOUNG and HOT (not that he isn't like always hot).

THIS WILL BE IN PARTS BECAUSE I'M BUSY FILLING OUT NEW PASSPORT FORMS.

So Naruto, Yamamoto, that dude with the drawing-looking flying bird thing, and Sakura where sent to this place in the middle of nowhere to make sure that the Yondaime's seal wasn't broken on this random source of power. SO THEY GO and there's this creepy dude there who HOLY SHIT BREAKS THE SEAL and Naruto and Yamamoto (is that even his name) get SUCKED INTO SHINY WHITE LIGHT and are sent backward in time. Only they're separate for like, the whole movie. No idea where Yamamoto is for like any of it.

Naruto wakes up and sees this girl singing, but then she freaks out and runs away and he starts getting chased by these creepy robot things. He's injured in the process, but then BAM out of nowhere these three shinobi wearing masks pop up and SAVE HIM. Daddy patches him up, but doesn't show his face, so yeah, kind of lame. They promise to meet somewhere, but then Naruto gets curious and goes off wandering, only to see that chick from earlier standing on a balcony like some kind of princess. As he's watching, though, she gets OMG PUSHED OFF THE BALCONY and obviously he jumps down to save her.

[ridingabicycle]

Girl freaks out, then Naruto is like trying to smack sense into her, then Dad shows up and is like B| you said you would meet me omg what have you done. But then he's like, okay Naruto, guess we'll explain what's up - they were sent from his village (he was with Chouji?'s dad and the bug dude's dad) to investigate the town and stop whatever was going on there - bad stuff, obviously. Girl is like OMG NO WHAT MY CITY IS AWESOME and everyone else is like omg you idiot and then she goes running off to confront the man who's been like, running everything for her since her mother died years ago.

Dad is like, KTHNX NARUTO and tells him to go keep an eye on her while the three of them... go off on mysterious missions of mysteriousness.

Also I think at this point you see this flashback where Minato is being asked by the... what 3rd? Hokage to go investigate with those other dudes, and he requests that babby Kakashi come with them. You also see babby Kakashi being a brat to the other ninja kids, but then running up to Minato when he sees him and AWWWWW SO CUTE. Also at this point they show their faces to Naruto and he's like DUDE YOU'RE GONNA BE THE FOURTH HOKAGE. OH AND MY DAD.

[ridingabicycle]

So chick goes off and then is fake kidnapped by these people who are like GIVE US OUR MEN BACK and she's like wtf are you all on. Naruto shows up to save her and then they go out to FIND THE TRUTH and it turns out that everyone in the city (minus these people) are ALL DOLLS. AND TOTALLY CREEPY. Chick is like wtf is this and so they follow the flow of chakra along these pipes, Naruto and the chick leave the real people and go to Investigate. Like investigators do.

So they're investigating and they find out that OMG all those creepy robots that were chasing Naruto at the beginning were being made for war!!!1! And for some reason the creepy evil dude kidnapped all the men because he needed them to power the machines. We have no idea why this is. But okay. So the chick is going to go seal the flow of power which her mother had opened for the sake of the city, but then Evil Dude shows up and is like NOOOOOOES and tries to idk kill her or something. Also maybe he reveals that he killed her mother, not sure when that happened in the movie lol. Naruto of course defends her.

[the_great_elk]

Then... Okay this is when it gets fuzzy but basically this is the beginning of the long drawn out fight that inevitably ends the movie. Princess chick frees the enslaved people, Evil Dude reveals that he's like his puppets and robots and just sort of absorbs pieces to grow, Naruto is awesome. Oh, and she manages to seals that source of power BUT there's like, another one, which somehow gives him unlimited power. The other shinobi show up to save/help Naruto, and Kakashi's bombs start taking out the facility, but Evil Dude just keeps growing/reviving. Meanwhile, chick is helping people escape. Or something.

[foxtamer]

SO FAR THIS IS AMAZING. XDD Sorta. Needs more Minato, though!

[the_great_elk]

It is entirely illogical, but NARUTO DADDY IS IN IT ♥ ♥ ♥

So then Chouji's dad and the bug guy's dad do their thing, but they don't take out the Evil Dude and then. idk. They just like, hang out or something, because you don't see them again until the end.

Naruto and chick and Daddy are running, chick needs to try to save people, so Naruto just starts getting his ass kicked. For some reason, Naruto gives her his knife (at the beginning of the movie, Yamamoto was asking Naruto why he doesn't use his chakra with a weapon, or something), and seeing him fight inspires her to... cut off her clothes. IDEK MAN. So then she and the people are trying to escape by pushing on these doors which won't open, the doors that lead to the tower where Naruto first arrived from THE FUTURE.

Naruto is still fighting, and Daddy! shows up. Out of nowhere. I have no idea why or where he was before. You get to see Daddy kick Evil Dude's ass a few times with his shiny shiny attack, but obviously it doesn't work. Then at some point Naruto makes the copy of himself to help with his wind jutsu, and Daddy is just like. STARE WTF.

[turneverystone]

SO THEN at some point in all this chaos Daddy gets together with Naruto and they do the wind jutsu together. IT IS EPIC AND AWESOME. And then Daddy like, disappears again. IDEK WHY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.

Chick, meanwhile, has realized that she needs to stick Naruto's knife in the door lock in order to make it go. Everyone helps her push. It opens. Yay. She locks everyone inside and goes back to close the second power source, while Naruto fights Evil Dude.

NATURALLY this second opening is on a thin extended piece of earth. So when Evil Dude is like FUCK THIS SHIT WHAT and starts trying to kill everyone for destroying him, Chick and Naruto are like, falling. Daddy runs after babby, and then, OUT OF NOWHERE, Yamamoto shows up to save them with his earth arm thing. IDEK MAN.

OH, AND OF COURSE, HE'S CARRYING BABBY KAKASHI. WTF.

[bustydefense]

The end is very bizarre and silly. Yamamoto makes fun of babby Kakashi, who is a brat, and the chick is like, Naruto, you have taught me so much! I will be awesome for you!

Naruto, meanwhile, is trying to talk to his dad, but his dad keeps stopping him because they're running out of time, as daddy is sealing the source of power. Finally, Daddy says something like, "If you were my son, I'd be very proud of you."

THEN THERE IS BRIGHT LIGHT AND THEY ALL GO BACK TO THE FUTURE.

And... then Sakura and dude with the bird-drawing come to pick them up and take them out, where they run into this caravan of people. Their leader comes out, looking EXACTLY LIKE THAT CHICK, and tells Naruto that her mother was responsible for saving everyone before the city became ruins. I can't remember why she does this, but then she shows Naruto the knife that he'd given the chick earlier... which he then proceeds to try to figure out why he doesn't have.

AND THEN THEY LEAVE.

AND YEAH, IDK.

[foxtamer]

.... FFFFFFFFF Okay that is... yeah it's a weird movie. But at least Minato's in it, right? XD THANK YOU FOR THAT SUMMARY. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING MINATO ON THE BIG SCREEN. Well, sorta. It'll... be DVD probably. XDD

[flowwithdestiny]

Yeah, after we were done we were like, huh, did we miss something, or did that entire movie ACTUALLY JUST NOT MAKE SENSE. I was making the WTF IS THIS hand motion a lot, which distracted my friend, so in the end we concluded that we may have missed some vital lines in our confusion. But also that there were many logical holes.

And yes DADDY WAS IN IT and we were happy. I also have stickers :3 There are Minato stickers :3 I WILL THINK MORE ABOUT THIS IN CASE THERE IS SOMETHING IMPORTANT I HAVE FORGOTTEN.

[techoutmystaff]

Logic holes totally happen in fillers, too, so that's no surprise.

STICKERS. I AM JEALOUS.

[turneverystone]

I WILL SCAN THEM FOR YOU.

l-l-lol when my printer is set up.

[techoutmystaff]

AWESOME. STICKERS. \o/ S-Set it up quickly?

[bustydefense]

I've located it?! D:

[techoutmystaff]

WELL THAT'S A START. XD

[turneverystone]

lol yeah for me that actually is a pretty good start. It's set up now, so I will try to do it in the next couple of days.